| Quote of the DAY! |
| March 31, 2006 JOHN As soon as North says I do, he is a dead man ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR NORTH I d.... MARLENA Zzzzzzzz JOHN Rats! He didn't finish saying I do so Uh couldn't shoot him! PENGUIN NORTH I and Mar-le-na ... I do ... JOHN Bang! MIMI I just heard something. It sounded like ... BELLE Oh oh. Mimi. don't tell me you had beans for lunch again?! Just more proof that you and Shawn don't belong together. March 30, 2006 LUCAS It's not enough! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS I can yell and scream and say I hate her and propose to another woman when Sami is looking ever so hot, but if I don't get to grab her and kiss her, it's not freakin enough! JIMMY REILLY I hear ya. SAMI Forget these jokers, Lucas. Come here and kiss me, you fool! RAMBO JOHN Now THAT'S good writing ... MARLENA Oh my. John, is that a big gun or are you just that happy to see me? March 29, 2006 JOHN Say goodbye, Alex North, you are a dead man … LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN’T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Did you hear that? Why it’s Big Ben – and John gave it to me, how sweet! BELLE Big Ben is in London and that’s where royal weddings take place so that must be a sign. RAMBO JOHN Uh'm shoot gonna North cos he hates watermelon. MARLENA You’re so romantic. Happy anniversary! LUCAS Speaking of romance, Carrie, my crayola crayons want to marry your funky genetic markers. What do you say? BELLE Heeeeeeeelp! SHAWN and MIMI What the ...?! NANCY DREW BELLE Get outta bed, you rabbits, cos we've got a killer of a wedding to stop! Rambo is here in Salem and he's going to shoot the penguin that wants to marry my drugged out mom! And this all could have been prevented if that memory inducing Swiss clock hadn't been broken! CELESTE Dahlings, I am getting vibe ... Tek is vewy oversexed ... |