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Quote of the DAY!
March 31, 2006

JOHN
As soon as North says I do, he is a dead man ...


LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR

NORTH
I d....

MARLENA
Zzzzzzzz

JOHN
Rats! He didn't finish saying I do so Uh couldn't shoot him!

PENGUIN NORTH
I and Mar-le-na ... I do ...

JOHN
Bang!

MIMI
I just heard something. It sounded like ...

BELLE
Oh oh. Mimi. don't tell me you had beans for lunch again?! Just more proof that you and Shawn don't belong together.




March 30, 2006

LUCAS
It's not enough!


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LUCAS
I can yell and scream and say I hate her and propose to another woman when Sami is looking ever so hot, but if I don't get to grab her and kiss her, it's not freakin enough!

JIMMY REILLY
I hear ya.

SAMI
Forget these jokers, Lucas. Come here and kiss me, you fool!

RAMBO JOHN
Now THAT'S good writing ...

MARLENA
Oh my. John, is that a big gun or are you just that happy to see me?





March 29, 2006


JOHN
Say goodbye, Alex North, you are a dead man Ö

LINES THE VIEWERS DIDNíT GET TO HEAR


MARLENA
Did you hear that? Why itís Big Ben Ė and John gave it to me,
how sweet!

BELLE
Big Ben is in London and thatís where royal weddings take place so that must be a sign.

RAMBO JOHN
Uh'm shoot gonna North cos he hates watermelon.

MARLENA
Youíre so romantic. Happy anniversary!

LUCAS
Speaking of romance, Carrie, my crayola crayons want to marry your funky genetic markers. What do you say?

BELLE
Heeeeeeeelp!

SHAWN and MIMI
What the ...?!

NANCY DREW BELLE
Get outta bed, you rabbits, cos we've got a killer of a wedding to stop!
Rambo is here in Salem and he's going to shoot the penguin that wants to marry my drugged out mom! And this all could have been prevented if that memory inducing Swiss clock hadn't been broken!

CELESTE
Dahlings, I am getting vibe ... Tek is vewy oversexed ...