| Thursday October 6, 2005 Quote of the DAY SAMI The death penalty?! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE That's right. Time to kill off this recycled storyline once and for all! SAMI You got my vote. KENNY C. Cut! Gals, those are not the lines. SAMI Who cares! We are on strike! MARLENA Ken, I want a divorce. Wednesday October 5 Quote of the DAY MARLENA You're up early ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Uh wanted to see the DaysCafe Logic Bloopers to see if Uh got another shirtless alert ... MARLENA I forget. What's a shirtless alert? DR. NORTH Shoot! If she remembers, I am toast cos I am no match for that buff and tough John Black's shirtless alerts. JOHN And that's a fact, my friend! Tuesday October 4 Quote of the DAY BELLE Would you like to hold her? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEART BELLE I mean, it's been almost a goddamn week now that I have been talking to and holding this blanket. They tell me it's my baby but I know it's not. I happen to know for a fact that I gave birth to a pillow - and she looked nothing like this! And now Shawn and Mimi have cute love scenes and I am here in this crappy bed with a crappy old nightshirt and my mother can't even remember me, she'd rather hang out with Dr. Strange! They keep telling me to smile - what the heck about??? Monday October 3 Quote of the DAY KATE You know it's the right thing to do! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE You simply must let my character evolve into someone with more depth! Why do I get the feeling that no one in this writers meeting is listening to me? SAMI I feel your pain! KATE Why not pair me up with that suave hunk Tony - we look so good together and I really want to play in the big leagues now ... PATRICK Is that what you were doing, Billie - practicing your baseball pitch for the big leagues? BILLIE Er no, I'm dancing! It's a cross between the chicken dance and the Peewee Herman two-step ... I am so hip, it almost frightens me! Friday September 30, 2005 Quote of the DAY AUSTIN I left my heart here in Salem ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR NICOLE Seeing as I married Vic for his money and I'm now a lush, do you mean you came back for me ...? SAMI No! He came back for me! Kill Kate! My mawm my dad Lucas loves me! AUSTIN Sami, you are too boring and predictable for words. KATE Hello darling! Hiss! Kill Sami! AUSTIN That goes for you too, Catwoman. Borrrring! BO Billie, Chelsea relates better ta me. BILLIE Huh? How come Bow? BO She thinks yer just too dumb so I paid her off. Thursday September 29 Quote of the DAY MAGGIE You are always welcome at Chez Rouge ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MAGGIE The staff and guests are dressed to the nines, everyone always has a good hair day and the food and drinks are on the house - courtesy of Sami! MICKEY All paid in advance. Here's to many more such weddings disasters! Ka-ching! CHELSEA Boohoo! I have the ho gene! THUMP I agree, you're a disaster but if you cash in on life, life will cash in on you .. BO What the heck are you talkin about! THUMP One liners and money and power - it's what I'm all about. And rooftops, too. He who climbs on the roof has reached the summit, it takes on to know one, time is money, he who laughs last laughs longest .. Oh yeah and - Sami, you're fired! MARLENA STEWART Dear Sami, I didn't like the flowers at your almost wedding ... THUMP Stop trying to muscle in on my turf! BO Get the heck off my boat already! I'm gonna have to talk to the folks at NBC about all this crossin over ... Wednesday September 28 Quote of the DAY LUCAS You destroyed my life! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE What life! The writers haven't let you have a job or an identity for I dunno how long! You have been reduced to a yes man! LUCAS Yes, I mean no! I am more than just a pretty face! SAMI Really? AUSTIN Sami, you betrayed me too so now I am here to help, like your fairy godmother ... NICOLE God I hope not! That sure would be a waste! AUSTIN If you don't drink, Nicole, I will go on a date with you too but only after I wine and dine this jilted Tonya Harding cuz it's in my contract ... MIMI Oh no! Rex just sent me back all his old issues of Soap Digest! Tuesday September 27 Quote of the DAY MIMI Endings mean new beginnings ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DR. NORTH Look at my keychain and forget your family. MARLENA Okay. LEXIE Dr. North, you ignorant slut! DR. NORTH Now that's the pot calling the kettle black! Hello Shawn, we have something in common ... SHAWN You don't have a job either? JOHN That's a nice blanket, sweetheart. BELLE She's perfect! And 100% cotton! Monday September 26 Quote of the DAY LUCAS Who are you??? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEART ROMAN Dat's what I'd like ta know. I thought I was Roman all dis time DR. NORTH Ask not what your show can do for you, but what you can do for your show ... SAMI Boohoohoo! My mawm my dad! PATRICK Welcome to bowling for dollars! CHELSEA What's bowling? PATRICK All you need is these bingo balls ... SHAWN Man, you're getting your games confused, Patrick. PATRICK Am not. I'm as savvy about sports as the coach of the L.A. Lakers football team, by jingo! September 23 Quote of the DAY MARLENA That dark haired woman ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA I have seen her somewhere - on Dynasty! That's Joan Collins, by golly! ROMAN Then who is Stan? And how is he connected ta Dick Clark? JOHN I have an ISA file right here, pal - and it says you're out to lunch. ROMAN In the cafeteria? AUSTIN Here's to Sami's wedding - NOT! KATE You, Sami Brady, are Stan! LUCAS Holy crap, I almost married a guy! Thursday September 22 Quote of the DAY LUCAS That's Stan! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN R U tellin me dat Kate is a guy? KATE No but anyone can be Stan! ROMAN How da heck is dat possible? SAMI Kate's on first, Sami's on second, Stan's on third ... ROMAN Den who's da pitcher? DICK CLARK I am! ROMAN What da hell! Dick Clark, you're under arrest - for pretendin ta be Stan. KATE Dummy! ROMAN Dat must be da shortstop ... but who da heck is dat guy! I thought the Beatles broke up! MAX (sings) She loves you ya ya ya ya! Wednesday September 21 Quote of the DAY Mimi Thank you... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CAROLINE You're welcome, dear. You are so much more pleasant than that sourpuss Belle! SHAWN You look great. Let's get married. BELLE Noooo! You can't because I am having my baby now! Ohhhhh! PHIL Sweetheart? BELLE Call me that again and I'll morph into Stan! SHAWN I have this grin on my face because this stuff is so stupid, I can't believe they pay us thousands of dollars a day! PHIL Nobody told me this is a paying job! ROMAN Cut the crap, people! We're goin into lockdown at de studio on account of someone saw Dick Clark! Tuesday September 20 Quote of the DAY AUSTIN With Sami, you never know ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA I'd rather not remember. DR. NORTH I want-what-is-best-for-Mar-len-a. ROMAN Jes cez ye can speak more clear de me don't meant ye get de girl! NICOLE Sami is Stan! KATE Oh my god - this is like that movie "The Crying Game"! I have to warn Lucas she's really a guy! Monday September 19 Quote of the DAY HOPE Shouldn't be boring ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Sami's wedding is gonna be a bust. She can't even wear them skimpy haute cushion clothes like Chelsea ... BILLIE Haute couture. I am a taxi driver from Paris, so I know all the French words! HOPE But I guess idiot is universal. BO Are you sayin that my daughter is a tramp? MARLENA Gosh, Doc North, I didn't realize you wre a TWA pilot as well! DR. NORTH British Airways. JOHN Whatever. Beam me up, Scottie ... MARLENA Does anyone know if Dr. Spock is presently unattached? I'd like him to hypnotize me one day. Friday September 16 Quote of the DAY CHLOE I haven't been faithful to you ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY I already know about Bruce Willis ... CHLOE And Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant and - MARLENA Well golly John that was a nice carriage ride! DR. UNABOMBER NORTH He's got nothin on me, doll. Climb aboard my magic carpet ride! SAMI I will have everything I want when I marry Lucas because we are both penniless and pointless - what a great team! I win, Kate loses, no one will know the truth not even my mawm my dad. TONY Smile, you're on candid camera! Thursday September 15 Quote of the DAY ABBY Like a fairytale ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MAX You sure are! So how come I gotta get stuck with Chelsea and her funny faces! SAMI My mawm my dad my mawm I wanna marry Lucas Kate shaddap ohhhh where are my smelling salts poor me! ROMAN Geesh, I didn't realize dat when dey said Tony's car blew up that meant it exploded too ... MEANMEAN Belle I hate you and I don't care if you are pregnant with twin pillows! I love Rex so stay away from Shawn! Wednesday September 14 Quote of the DAY MARLENA I remember being in your arms ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA But I was dead at the time! JOHN Welcome to soap operas, doll! MARLENA I also remember Carmen Miranda - and by golly, she is right there singing a duet with that man who looks like Kid Rock's son! She doesn't wear bananas on her head anymore? JIMMY REILLY Budget cuts. BART Is that like the name of a car rental place? CHLOE (sings) Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world ... (smiles) MIMI Talk about a gagfest! Tuesday September 13 Quote of the DAY SHAWN Are you saying that you're still in love with me? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BELLE You just look so darn cute behind the bar, like the new generation of Tom Cruise! If only I didn't have to stuff this pillow under my dress, maybe we could get closer! MIMI Blah Belle blah Belle Mimi must repay Shawn good blah Belle evil lipgloss Mimi no Rex blah Belle stay away don't faint Shawn mine ... BONNIE That's my girl! ROMAN I jes found out dat de most dangerous person in Salem is dat Chatty Cathy doll! JENNIFER Jack, what's wrong? JACK Kenny Corday just kicked me under the table again! SAMI Hi dad! Hahahahahaha! Monday September 12 Quote of the DAY BONNIE And that's a fact! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Yer doin it lousy cos yur without muh Dex Dexter sexy voice! MARLENA Gosh, I remember that voice ... VIC I am going to order a hit on my slut of a wife! CAROLINE Aw give the poor girl a break - she's pretty good at breaking things on people's heads. Maybe you could get her a job on the Jerry Springer show ... JERRY SPRINGER No way. You folks are way too flaky for my viewers! DR. NORTH Mar-le-na-I-want-you-to-re-mem-ber ... MARLENA Zzzzzz BRADY Chloe, now, at long last, everyone can see you how I do- as Bruce Willis' self-absorbed girlfriend. I am so proud of you! Friday September 9 Quote of the DAY BO Time goes by fast ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SAMI And my mawm and my dad are still not together an I wanna wanna mary Lucas hahahahahahhaa! LUCAS What a bunch of crap! This stuff is so lame - hell, why didn't they make me Stan! SAMI My mawm hahahahahahaha! KATE She is going down! Hiss! meow! Hiss! DR. NORTH I am concerned ... I want the best for everyone ... I need a harem ... BRADY Oh no! Chloe has morphed into a lampshade! But I still want to marry her because she is a perfect lampshade! NANCY Brady loves Chloe for who she is inside! CHLOE Brady, I'm over here ... Why on earth is he kissing that lamp??? BRADY Outta my way, Carmen, I'm marrying the lampshade I love today! Thursday September 8 Quote of the DAY JOHN Things are getting very strange ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DR. NORTH Ya think?! SAMI Hahahahahaha! CHLOE Brady, I still might not be able to marry you - I could have a mosquito bite on my ... BART How about them bugs! ROMAN Kade an I are gettin divorced. JOHN Oh. Who the hell is Kade??? TEK I'm on that investigation right away! ABE Tek, I have been a cop since you were in diapers ... TEK Oh, well, um, actually, I still wear diapers. SAMI Hahahahaha! MIMI Chloe the drip is leaving the show so I have now appointed myself the new Salem moper ... Wednesday September 7 Quote of the DAY BRADY I love you! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CHLOE I know. I love me too. BRADY Nice to see you, Nancy! NANCY Er, you're wearing a blindfold, Brady. BRADY Well so I am! It's because I shouldn't see the bride in her wedding dress. BART Sami, either you stop flashing people or all bets are off! Cripes, no wonder the Count wants outta this town! DR. NORTH Marlena, I want you to think back to a time when you were happy - and then table dance for me! JOHN What is goin on? DR. NORTH New age therapy. I have a Phd in Alternative Medicine from the Howard Stern Institute ... BELLE Owwww! The cafeteria food is making me sick again! Tuesday September 6 Quote of the DAY MARLENA I'm not going back with you ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Doc, remember our strawberries with whipped cream? MARLENA Why didn't you say something sooner! Now that I remember! Later, Doc North! ROMAN Kade, you are one witch! VIC That's no way to talk to Joan Collins! ROMAN See ya Sami, gotta run te work. SAMI That can mean only one thing - Tony is free my mawm my dad mawm my dad hahahahaha! LUCAS I am so glad for the woman you have become. SAMI Hahahahaha! CHLOE Please God, I know there are poor and sick and starving people out there, but please make me perfect for my perfect wedding tomorrow ... BRADY Wow. I am marrying the mostly saintly girl in the world. And her hair is bigger than a Liberace coat, too! Monday September 5 Quote of the DAY BART Peekaboo! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Say, what are you doing here??? JIMMY REILLY (singing) I'm too sexy for this show, to sexy, don't you know, toooo sexy! I'm a writer, I do my little spin on the Days set! On the Days set! I'm too sexy for the ISA, no won't come out and play, tooo sexy! BART Nice boxer shorts, bub. Geesh. Looks like I got me some competition for the tips tonight! Friday September 2 Quote of the DAY ALICE Sometimes very unexpected things happen ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CAROLINE My thoughts exactly! I'm leaving the dull ol' buzzard for the Greek tycoon at long last! POP SHAWN Me dear sweet Caroline - didn't ye like te new mop I give ye? Aren't I a good man? Don't ye have te nicest apron in town? ALICE Shawn Brady Senior, why your attitude is older than this stupid chair they always make me sit in! Shame on you! FRANKIE I got the goods on you, pal. I know the government has a big file on all your letters to Santa that came back unreturned cos you were too cheap to pay the postage. PATRICK What can I say. You just blew your cover. Now I know that you write letters to Santa, too ... Thursday September 1 Quote of the DAY FRANKIE You're a lying bastard! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK No, I'm a lying, overpaid bastard ... SAMI What's up, bozo? BART I'll tell ya what's bozo - the fact that the writers make me say I think you're smart! ROMAN I think a DiMera plant is gonna sneak te see my computer. Hey Sami, what r u doin here at my desk? Lemme know if ye see the DiMera plant! Wednesday August 31 Quote of the DAY VIC I have news ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE Sami is going down. WILL We are a family now. CHELSEA I hate Billie. PATRICK I am a macho jerk with no identity. VIC No, you sorry nincampoops - I have NEWS! Not old news! And that news is that the repetition demon is going to be exorcised at long last! SAMI Oh no! Then I won't have any lines! KATE Me neither! VIC Tough toots! Tuesday August 30 Quote of the DAY FATHER BART Keep the faith ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR FATHER BART Have no fear, ladies and gents - they have us obsessing about the Count so much, he is practically the whole show! He'll be back sooner than Sami self-destructs, faster than Bonnie downs a shot, quicker than a Concorde ... MARLENA Hello? JOHN It's yer husband. I'm taking muh space shuttle te bring ye home. MARLENA Funny, I remember the space shuttle but I don't remember you and I don't care. DR. UNABOMBER NORTH That's because I taught you about the space shuttle from your file. Let's see - now we only have 999,999,999,999 new words and concepts to go ... CHLOE Brady, I can only marry you if everyone wears a bandaid to our wedding. Otherwise, I will feel ugly. BRADY Once again, I am inspired by your profound character. CHLOE You must also break all of the mirrors within a thousand mile radius. BRADY Consider it done! SAMI I have to burn all these pre-waxing photos of me or Lucas will change his mind! I will not be seen with my mustache! Monday August 29 Quote of the DAY BART It's time to pay the piper ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Geesh, I wish the Count would hire more blonde bombshells! SAMI Why thank you, Bart. BART I was talking about Pamela Anderson! Now there's a dish! How about those two ... TONY Bart, even whilst in prison, I can hear your base thoughts! Stop it at once! You know you are supposed to be the henchman of the most powerful, sophisticated man of this dreary town! BART Sorry boss! Next time I'll have more upscale base thoughts. So, Stanmi, unless you get the key to free the Count, we are gonna post all over the Internet your worst pictures, with the worst hair days! SAMI Will my mawm an my dad an my mawm an my dad see them? Hahahahaha! I keep laughing, dunno why hahaha! BART Yup. That is, if your mom is really your mom and your dad is really your dad this week ... SAMI Ok, I'll do it but first I have to make that Bobby Brady clone who just walked thru the door tell me where he hid Will. Where is my kid, you little jerk?! Hahaha! Friday August 26 Quote of the DAY BILLIE Chelsea Benson is our daughter! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO That's good. BILLIE No, Bow, that is terrible! Now I won't be able to say Georgia Georgia Georgia anymore! Oh Bow, let's not tell her she is our daughter! Georgia is! Oh Bow, I think my boyfriend Pet Trick might be a secret DiMera robot out to keep the real Georgia away from us! HOPE Oh brother. BILLIE (gasps) Pet Trick has a brother?????! JENNIFER Frankie, I think we are going to suffocate in this locked closet. FRANKIE Wanna get dressed up in Caroline's old clothes and dance? JENNIFER Why, I thought you'd never ask! CAROLINE Frankie, it is time to come out of the closet! Thursday August 25 Quote of the DAY BILLIE I don't believe it ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BILLIE The show! They renewed my contract! BO Cripes, I can hardly believe it myself. CHELSEA Where is my boyfriend, Popeye the Sailor Man ... PATRICK I'm Patrick the Sailor Man I live in garbage can I kiss every dame so love ain't the same And wanna be cool like Stan! ABBY Eww! Bad hair day or what! Where is Josh? GOSH JOSH Hey, Abby, would you like the key to my heart? JEN Now that's a good love story! Wednesday August 24 Quote of the DAY TONY Help me escape ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Release me from the shackles of your ever so dreary society of Salem, that I might continue to torment you all from the shadows as an unseen image of the darker side of mankind ... KEYSTONE COP GUARD My head hurts from all that smart talk! Ok, you can go, but only if you promise to stop using them big words ... BART I know what ya mean! The Count makes my head hurt all the time! KATE Lucas! Quick! It's Stan! LUCAS Stan was here? Darn, I missed him and I still have his bra. BRADY Chloe, I love you so I will now speak only pig latin until we are married because to show how much I love you, I have decided to quit the English language. Will you marry me? CHLOE (sings) I am stuck on bandaid cos bandaid's stuck on me! Tuesday August 23 Quote of the DAY DR. NORTH That's exactly what I'm counting on ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA What do you mean? DR. NORTH I'm counting on it,doc ... MARLENA Gosh, you called me doc. DR. NORTH Because you're a doctor. I'm counting ... MARLENA Yes? DR. NORTH One two buckle my shoe. Always counting ... (Fade out with eerie music in background) Monday August 22 Quote of the DAY TONY What game shall we play? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR VIC Monopoly - and I own everything, unlike my slut of a wife! KATE Name that Bribe! JOHN Five stud poker - an Uh'm the stud! MARLENA Be that as it may - I still can't remember you. ROMAN Geesh John, I cannot believe ye sent doc te the mountains with the Unabomber! SAMI Tony, what game are you going to play ... TONY The one I always win - DiMera's Law! Friday August 19 Quote of the DAY VIC Frankly, Nicole, I don't give a damn! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY After all, tomorrow is another day! NICOLE Where's the beef! SHAWN May the force be with you. BART Hasta la vista, baby! TONY I'll be back! Thursday August 18 Quote of the DAY CELESTE (finally we have a sighting of the diva!) Evil has returned to Salem ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Thank you for the warm welcome, oh dull folk of Salem! LUCAS I know what the second most evil thing would be ... BILLIE Max's condom? LUCAS Nope. I am talking about the second most frightening thing on daytime t.v. ... Stan's bra! TONY Ask Sami - there is your clue ... LUCAS Sami's bras are none of your business DiMera! VIC Happy to be home, doll? CAROLINE Do I look it! Meet me at Chelsea's pool with a bottle of tequila in half an hour. VIC Will do but first I have to murder my slut of a wife. POP SHAWN Why me dear sweet Caroline is here to cook an clean and te be happy te be put te work in te pub! She must be happy as a Brady pub clam to be alive! CAROLINE Damn you DiMera! Did you have to let them find me???? Wednesday August 17 Quote of the DAY LUCAS' CONTRIVED RADIO According to an ISA statement ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BILLIE Bow and Pet Trick, I will be the IRA agent who talks to the press, okayyyyy? BO That's ISA. PET TRICK So it is. Slap me again, baby! TONY No wonder the viewers like me better than the good guys! DR. NORTH Welcome to my Unabomber Retreat, doc. MARLENA Why thank you. I see you even have a butler. John, answer the door please and then polish the furniture! By golly, I must be related to Martha Steward! JOHN Uh got some photos ... JACK That's it! You have family photos which means you are an upstanding guy! Therefore, John, please marry my wife! Tuesday August 16 Quote of the DAY MIMI We lost ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MAD MAX I think I will lose my virginity tonight but not with Chelsea. She frightens me! JACK Please, would someone, marry my wife! MOUNTAIN MAN DR. NORTH Don't worry, Marlena, I've got enough supplies to last us through the winter ... MARLENA Gosh. Well, no one can make me eat the pickles, can they? CAROLINE Take that, you creep! Gimme my tequila shot! You promised! VIC Good grief, I've never seen her like this before! TONY Bloody hell, my guests are beginning to bore me! Do come in, oh righteous ISA, and take me to another realm - which I will blow up as well unless they give me a bloody love interest! JOHN And that's a fact. KATE Meow! Hiss! As it happens, I am available ... I will have plenty of time for romance once I trap that great big rat called Sami ... Hiss! BILLIE Georgia, is that you? BART No, I'm Bart!!!! BILLIE But you like the Atlanta Braves and Atlanta is in Georgia Georgia Georgia so that could be a clue! Monday August 15 Quote of the DAY JACK I'm dying ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK of boredom, that is! When do I get to be a reporter and sleuth around again and why has Jimmy Reilly stopped answering my calls???! How hard can it be to give me a good story to sink my teeth into and when can I take off this awful shirt and stop having to barn dance and repeat my life away! Oh yeah, by the way, Frankie - please, marry my wife! TONY Who shall take the last shot? CAROLINE Me! Hiccup! Gimme a good shot o' tequila! BO Ma? VICTOR Stop calling her that! No wonder she needs a good stiff one! Count, do I get the worm at the bottom? TONY We'll draw for it. BART Shoot, I'm no good at drawing pictures! I'm more of a paint by numbers kinda guy! Friday August 12 Quote of the DAY TONY Let the games begin! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART I'm ready, boss! The umpire strikes back! TONY What the bloody hell? You again! PATRICK I am just here to say ... TONY Blah blah and bloody blah! What the devil is the matter with him? HOPE Bo just had a few too many beers on the way here. TONY Bart, these guests are boring me already! Why do the same people always come back to my island again and again and again! Do you people not have anywhere else to go? Well, I most certainly do! Bart, the jet? BART All fueled and ready to go, boss! TONY Then I must bid you all adieu. Am off to the G8 summit for the cocktail party ... Thursday August 11 Quote of the DAY LUCAS Goodbye ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS I mean, mom, goodbye until Stanmi the icecream lover tells me she is a communist with a bra ... SOVIET STAN Vat you talking about! I communist vith maiden form! CHELSEA Gimme a job! KATE Get lost, you little twisted turd! CHLOE Brady I cannot marry you because my bandaid is not beautiful. BRADY I think I can make you perfect by quitting my job. Here, I will sign my resignation with crayola crayons. Feel better now? CHLOE Perfect! Now can you color me a wedding dress? NICOLE Sami, I need your high school drop out unemployed genius to help me! I will wait here on the fire escape because I am a multi-millionaire but I know you can help me learn how to be a winner like you ... |