| Quote of the DAY Friday November 19 Quote of the DAY PHIL Belle Black, will you marry me? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWNBOY Damn, I missed my chance! JAN To marry Belle? SHAWNBOY Who? I was talking about my bandage! I missed my chance to get it signed by Marilyn Manson when he passed thru town last week! Damn! BO Son, I'd like you to cut down on your head banging activity ... SHAWNBOY Why should I? And who the hell are you??? BELLE Oh my gosh, I can't think straight ... MAGGIE Because Philip proposed? BELLE No, because of this tight hair clip! It's pretty but it's killing me! I am losing my memory! MR. X Now there's a new storyline coming on - Belle and the killer hair clip ... Can you say Emmy people! BRADY Emmy people. MR. X Aw, go back to Vienna already! Thursday November 18 Quote of the DAY MAGGIE What the hell is that! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BONNIE Aw, this ol vest? Just a faux fur I stole offa some dead ol' guy ... EUGENIA Welcome to the least classiest joint in town. KATE That girl is going places. She'll run Basic Black soon! PATRICK Hi maw! Can ya believe all the lines they're givin white trash like us? And even with the ratings down?! BONNIE Ain't it a hoot! Wednesday November 17 Quote of the DAY BO Here we go again! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Hope, they're writin us real Keystone again and Billie gets the good lines! HOPE I know how to get you to relax. Come here, ya big stud! BILLIE Bo, I just wanted to give you this envelope that has your life in it. I already gave Patrick his ... HOPE Take a hike, bug eyes! Go find yourself a stud who actually cares about your envelopes! BO She's right, Billie. I just don't like your stationary. SAMI I will kill you all! My mom! My dad! Brennan, gimme a hug! I love Lucas! Disco sucks! I shot J.R.! KATE We might as well just lipsynch last year's lines ... Tuesday November 16 Quote of the DAY TONY We should be reaching our final destination very very soon ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA I hope he means Macy's. Golly, I need a new wardrobe. ROMAN Who da hell is Macy? MEANWHILE, BACK ON LAND ... BRANDON Get lost, tick! TEK That's Tek, man. BRANDON Whatever. I've got your contract now ... SAMI Ahhhhhh! BELLE Sami, we're all grieving. SAMI I'm not grieving, damn it, I'm hyperventilating! KATE HISS! SAMI (singing) She was a one eyed one horned flyin purple people eater ... KATE HISS! MICKEY It's so tough when a guy my age has to make decisions but I have finally made up my mind ... Pack your bags, gals, cos we're headed to fun in the sun! We're all gonna honeymoon together in Saudi Arabia! It's NBC's newest market! THUMP I'm right behind ya. As you can see on The Apprentice 2, I've been very hard at work, deciding who in Salem to crush every week - time to party with a few new wives ... Monday November 15 Quote of the DAY SAMI They're alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Are ya trying ta make me deaf here?! SAMI I hate you! My mom! My dad! They're alive! LEXIE Brandon, I forbid you to talk to that girl. Why, she's even crazier than she looks! LUCAS Meanwhile I gotta be her stupid sidekick. This was not what I had in mind when I signed on the dotted line. I wonder if FOX is hiring ... Friday November 12 Quote of the DAY MAGGIE Mickey, how could you! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MICKEY Who is that woman? BONNIE Maggie, your dead wife who's alive, shucks! MICKEY Well, I wasn't the Mickey who married her in the first place so come on BonBon, let's get started on our honeymoon! MAGGIE Darn it all! I thought for sure when hunky Tony disappeared, I'd at least have this old coot to come home to! Thursday November 11 Quote of the DAY ABE I can't see! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LEXIE Don't worry, babe - it's only soap opera blindness, which means that after a few months, when you rescue me and or Theo from the burning house, something will fall on your head and you'll be able to see again, to help me through my coma ... CELESTE Now why didn't my tarot cards tell me that? TEK Looks like you're havin a party. BRANDON Get lost, Buckwheat - Abe is back! Wednesday November 10 Quote of the DAY LEXIE Abe, you're alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ABE Of course I am! I have outlasted I don't know how many writers, babe! DAYSCAFE Abe and Lexie's poignant reunion. It's been such a long time coming, I'm all choked up , sniff sniff (you bet I was bawling!) CELESTE Thank heavens my tarot cards were right - after all, they were terribly expensive ... BONNIE Let's go, Mick! JULIE Oh my Gawd, it's the bride of Frankenstein! TONY That Bonnie bird will NEVER be kidnapped by me, I assure you! ROMAN I hate bein yer captive, DiMera cuz then I gotta eat all them foods I can't even pronounce ... TONY Fear not, I shall whip you into shape eventually. Now please say it again "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain ...": Tuesday November 9 Quote of the DAY MARLENA We've been saved! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Don't count on it, toots! MAGGIE Do you think I look like the Little Mermaid with my hair like this? JOHN Where's muh big hood - I wanna cover muh eyes again! ABE Everything is moving for some strange reason ... COAST GUARD We're at sea, sir, in the middle of moving waters that have been propelled by an earthquake and a volcano and a blown up island but of course we're not worried about falling debris. MAGGIE John we all voted that you have to have breakfast before you can go out and play. JOHN Doh! Monday November 8 Quote of the DAY CAPTAIN TONY Please don't leave on my account - you don't want to miss our killa reunion! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA So where's the bubbly, Count? MAGGIE Rats! Looks like I got dumped for the blonde! BART Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so! JAPANESE EXTRA Look! It's that American SHOGUN actor! PATRICK How many times do I have to tell you people - I am NOT Richard Chamberlain! JOHN You sure as hell got that right ... Friday October 5 Quote of the DAY CELESTE The living and the dead may exchange places ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR Mr. X And the writers and the actors may also exchange places and the producers and the viewers may exchange places - I tell you, I'm really onto something here - pass me that peace pipe again! JOHN Muh legs are numb ... MARLENA I do so affect men! BRADY I wonder if that wave was from Vienna. MICKEY I've made a decision. I can have as many wives as I want by jingo! BONNIE How about that viagara! Thursday November 4 Quote of the DAY SAMI Kate set me up! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE What the hell else was there for me to do? I mean, Halloween is gonna last for 30 days and 30 nights! VIC Nicole, you are a cold hearted, money grubbing murdering slut! NICOLE Does that mean I have your blessing to be with your grandson Brady? BRADY Gee, thanks grandad. Now I can have a girl on each side of the Atlantic ... ROMAN What da hell is dat?! BO Holy crap! It's Moby Dick! And it has a face just like Stefano! Hold on everybody! TONY Hahaha! Bloody fools! Ah, the wonders of Disney fireworks! Wednesday November 3 Quote of the DAY TONY Time for destruction ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Yup. Without you in the picture, boss, those ratings'll sink faster than a two headed Loch Ness monster on his way back from a barbecue where he ate a hundred burgers with his tail to the wall, on fire! BRADY What the hell? BART Cool idiom, huh! I heard it from that News guy on CBS ... BRADY No, I mean the raft! What the hell is going to happen if it can't get me to Vienna? Will I have to swim the rest of the way? JOHN DiMera, it's muh turn ta shine now so git ready ta die from muh rubber knife! Tuesday November 2 Quote of the DAY TONY DiMeras never lose! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ... BART But Stefano's not running in this race, boss. TONY How right you are! Pray, Salem simpletons, do tell me who you intend to vote for on this monumental day? JOHN J.F.K. He's still the best man fer the job ... BO Dunno, I hate lookin at them damn confusin ballots! ROMAN I'm votin Tony Blair. He's pretty up front. MAGGIE I'm voting for that cutie lawyer with the white teeth ... PATRICK Ralph Nader, all the way ... TONY So the truth is out - the traitor is an environmentalist. I hate goody two shoes environmentalists - Bart, shoot Patrick Lockhart at once! DAYSCAFE FOOTNOTE The above silly dialogue was for entertainment purposes only.I sure hope you all exercise your right to vote today! Monday November 1, 2004 Quote of the DAY TONY I will always rise again ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK And I will always be an upstart. BART I will always be a bumbler. JOHN I'll always be confused. BRADY I'll always say GRANDAD BONNIE And I, my dear friends, will always have the dishonorable distinction of being an annoying waste of space ... HOPE Last but not least, Bo will always be a stud! BILLIE Yup. He can swing on over to me anytime ... HOPE Aw, take a hike! I'm thinner than you anyhow ... Friday October 29 Quote of the DAY BART Aw hell, you're dead sir ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Don't bloody count on it! CAROLINE Please, God, let the action pick up in real Salem so it's not as boring as it looks when we get back ... BRANDON Happy Halloween, Lexie, I killed your hubby! LEXIE Take off that dumb mask. Abe was also your father ... BRANDON That's right! So, how's your year been? LEXIE As you can see, I haven't aged a bit and mom - Celeste - has actually managed to turn back the clock at least 10 years this past week ... SAMI Does that mean I'm still with Brennan? TONY What a bloody snoozefest! Bart, do wake me up when it's my cue ... Thursday October 28 Quote of the DAY CELESTE One journey is about to end and another is about to begin ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Finally! Patrick is goin ta go ta another network! TEK Everybody made it out of here before the explosion ... They got beamed up to the DiMera mothership. TONY Only those who were impeccably dressed, of course. ROMAN Hey! Who turned out da lights! NICOLE These lines are easy to remember because I've been saying them for over two years now ... KATE I can top that one - I've been saying these lines for a good 5 years! Wednesday October 27 Quote of the DAY TONY (on STEFANO) I'm in constant communication with him ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Doh! I can't figure this one out! Uh mean, that dummy has the ring of the phoenix on, ya know ... BO Then it's gotta be him ... MARLENA I have no time for genetic testing. Besides, I left my genetic testing kit back in real Salem. TONY John, did you tell her how you kissed Kate? JOHN Naw, it didn't count cos she wasn't a good kisser ... MARLENA Oh, John, your loyalty is so moving. TONY Say cheese, kiddies! Bloody fools, you're all FIRED! Wednesday October 26 Quote of the DAY TONY This is the end ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JAN I know. My major storyline is gonna make this the end of the ratings! MARLENA Damn it. Stefano, why aren't you listening to me! JOHN Come on, doc! Can't ya see the poor guy's got a sunburn?! PATTYCAKE Jennifer, I made the volcano erupt because I want to save you. BRADY Your logic is just as daft as mine ... Say, grandad, how are we gonna deal with this? I mean, if me and Nicole tie the knot, does that mean that you and I will be doubly related? Gee, I hate math ... Ok, I'll withdraw from this race. Chloe ...? Chloe, are you in the volcano? Is that where Vienna is? BART Cripes, no wonder the boss wants to blow them all up! Mondays October 25 Quote of the DAY MARLENA We are all doomed! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART It's true - once the Count is gone, ain't gonna be no more conflict left in this sleepy little town - the old or new one, for that matter! BELLE I will become more introspective ... SHAWNBOY I can hardly wait!. Zzzzzz! JAN Maybe my kupee doll can be the new villain ... PATRICK Maybe they're right. Maybe I should go to CBS after all. BO Hope, I am gonna get ta the bottom of this stuff! VIC Hello, my murdering slut wife! Heeheehee! BRADY You two have a lot of catching up to do so maybe I should like go to another vent and see about sliding to Vienna. ANDRE I did everything because I hate John! I hate the way he squints, I hate the way he bites the air, and, last but not least, I hate the way he talks, like that Dex bloody Dexter! I hated Dynasty, which is why you shall now all be destroyed ... JOHN Are you tryin ta tell me you don't like me much ...? Friday October 22 Quote of the DAY JOHN Stefano! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY It's the next best thing, actually - his favorite chair ... JOHN How dare yuh come here better dressed than me! TONY My pleasure, brother. Aren't you going to say hello to father's best chair? Where oh where are your manners?! COLIN Aw many mo days o bein' beat up by thawse birds in ninja suits do Aw have to take before me first paycheck? ROMAN Say, that guy looks jes like Colin Murphy! TONY Stop spitting like that - you'll ruin my Versace jacket and I'm on my way to Monte Carlo ... ROMAN Huh? Carlo? Who da hell is dat? PATTYCAKE The volcano's gonna blow now. Anyone know where the nearest exit is? JOHN Try the door to CBS. They might like ya better than we do, Lockhard. Thursday October 21 Quote of the DAY TONY All of your enemies are going to come and see you ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR STEFANO Not unless they come to the Bold and Beautiful! TONY A mere technicality. COLIN Aw'm alive! ROMAN Dis is confusin'. Now am I dead or alive right now cuz this just don't make no sense ... BO I'm gonna jump where Billie is, to prove I can be as dumb as anybody on this show if I put my mind to it! Thursday October 20 Quote of the DAY BELLE Make love to me, Philip ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PHIL Blah blah blah! Should I leave my rented uniform on? SHAWNBOY Peekaboo! BILLIE Ohhh my feet are so hot! BO That's jes cos I'm nearby ... HOPE Yup, he is one major stud. That's how come I can't let him jump. BO Come on, Hope! That don't even look like a real fire or nothin! It's jes crappy second rate effects ... JOHN They may be crappy, but they always manage to confuse me. NICOLE Wanna good time? PATTYCAKE Can't you tell from the way I am making my chin protrude that I am deep in thought, hard at work?! BO They don't call him an upstart for nothin, ya know ... SHAWNBOY I think in a past life I must have been a condom. Tuesday October 19 Quote of the DAY HOPE (to NICOLE) Victor is here and he's very much alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY Grandad? Grandad? NICOLE Oh, grow a backbone already, you twit! JAN Mrs. Doubtfire is baaaaack! SHAWNBOY Are you Belle? Um, are you like happy to see me? PATRICK Forgive me, God ... BO I'll never forgive ya fer that bad actin'! BILLIE Shutup and kiss me, you fool! Or I'll go visit Colin again ... COLIN Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! TONY If that bird makes this show all about her stupid love life, I shall have no choice other than to blow you all to kingdom come ... JOHN And that's a fact! Get ready to synchronize yer watches, people, so we cen all blow up at the same time. Tuesday October 18 Quote of the DAY EUGENIA We have to neutralize the b*tch ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR COLIN Who are yew callin a b*tch dawlin! JOHN Neutralize? Yer stealin muh lines! SHAWNBOY What's it like to do a virgin? PHIL What's it like to BE a virgin? SHAWNBOY Gets to ya sometimes, ya know ... BO I need ta get ta Hope! Billie, you was lookin like Stefano! PATRICK Damn, that new Aussie guy's way prettier than me ... BRADY Say, I wonder if this vent leads to Vienna ... Friday October 15 Quote of the DAY TONY We must proceed with the doomsday scenario at once ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BONNIE Do ya meaning ratings doomsday? Lemme see, that would be me and Jan ... COLIN Aww, shaddap ya bloody birds! I'm tryin ta get maw beauty rest 'ere! TONY Bart, I would like you to replace all uninteresting characters with pillows from now on. BART Boss, I don't think we have enough - pillows I mean! PHIL I'm lookin for a good washing machine to ride ... JOHN May the source be with you. SHAWN SR. I've been given lines! Well, ain't tat jes te best ting! MAGGIE I'm so depressed. ALICE About Mickey? MAGGIE Naaa,that old buzzard's ancient history! I'm depressed cos there's no damn hairdresser on this damn island and I know a trim might gimme a chance with the Count ... TONY Don't hold your bloody breath! Thursday October 14 Quote of the DAY NICOLE (horrified) Colin Murphy! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR COLIN That's Mista Cawlin Mawphy ta you, dawlin'! NICOLE Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! BO Shh, listen! That might be a woman I've slept with ... JOHN Even the fan waz too slow fer me an muh tools ... SHAWNBOY Gimme a beer! REX Where's my tip? SHAWNBOY Try CBS, pal! Then you might get a real storyline! Wednesday September 13 Quote of the DAY SHAWNBOY Love is overrated ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWNBOY So are barbers for that matter. SAMI Hahahahahahahahaha! BRADY Dad, it's me! I'm in the radiator! JOHN Good thinkin son ... VIC I hope that slut you brought here fries! SAMI Hahahahahahaha! BART Boss, I got everything under control. TONY You bubblegum buffoon! Tuesday October 12 Quote of the DAY EUGENIA (to Sami) You should have to pay for what you did! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Sorry, New Salem is fully booked so she shan't be paying here ... LUCAS I'm taking you on a date cos you lied about my kid being mine and then taunted me when I was half dead but that whole time I was hoping to take you to the prom ... SAMI I felt the same way! KATE Gawd, maybe the little twits deserve each other anyhow! WILL If anyone needs counseling, my office hours will be 2-4 p.m. daily ... Monday October 11 Quote of the DAY TONY You've reduced me to B-movie dialogue! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR Mr. X That was my idea, as head honcho. ROMAN I thought you was a writer. Mr. X Oh whatever! Don't confuse me! SHAWNBOY Belle, I dunno you anymore ... BELLE Well duh! We just met, ya long haired loser! DOUG (singing) Like a rhinestone cowboy ... BO STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA! TONY Bloody hell, might as well zap the whole damn lot of them! JOHN Are you tryin ta tell me I'm gonna get a shock? Friday October 11 Quote of the DAY TONY Surprise! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Which national geographic film should I show them, boss? ROMAN I like the one with them elephants ... TONY Oh shut up, Bart, you idiot! The sharks! Show the fools the sharks! BART You're so good to me, I get all choked up! MAGGIE Can I be a mermaid in your evil empire ...? CELESTE Dahling, I think it ought to be me. I am far more shapely, is it not so Antony? TONY Decisions decisions! COLIN MURPHY Yaw aw a mean son-of-a-bactch, Aw wanna get outta eea! NICOLE Oh my God he's alive! The Crocodile Hunter, he's here! Thursday October 7 Quote of the DAY TONY No one is going to beat me at my own game! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN How dare ya spit purple darts muh way when you know I hate purple! I'm gonna catch 'em all! TONY No matter, I shall then plummet you with the leftover pink ones ... ROMAN He's really playin' hardball, ain't he? TONY You're damn right I am! You people bore me and furthermore, I would never waste any gold darts on you! Your diction is simply atrocious ... MAGGIE Gosh, I just love it when he talks like that! Say Count, can you make the earth move again ...?! Wednesday October 6 Quote of the DAY BO I love my wife ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO I was neckin' with ya outta pity, that's all! PATRICK You must be Billie. When are you gonna do Dallas again? BILLIE I'm ISA now. Say, wanna neck? PATRICK Sure. How come we're all here? BILLIE The DiMeras. This place is Temptation Island. By the way, the playboy mansion's way on another island ... SPLASH! Billie Darn it, another one bites the dust! TONY Fear not, my dear, for tomorrow the earth shall shake! MAGGIE YOWZA! TONY Bloody hell, why is that bird always two steps behind me ...?! Tuesday October 5 Quote of the DAY ROMAN The safety of everyone on this island depends on us ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Yup, it's called desperation. BILLIE I need to kiss a man right now! Before I let Stefano kill me! BO Sounds like a worthy cause ... MIMI Boohoohoo! Rex loves me! Boohoohoo! Baby gone! Mimi bad! Boohoohoo! BELLE Wow and I thought I was whiney. PHIL Belle, you don't seem broke up about your dad John being presumed dead ... BELLE Well like I never met the guy - duh! JOHN I don't trust you Lockhart! VIC He's nothing but a shirtless slut! Heeheehee! Monday October 4 Quote of the DAY BRADY I'm going down there! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR NICOLE Me too! Salem sucks! VIC Oh goodie! Here comes the tramp and the trollop! COLIN Yew killed me, dearie ... Naw what 'av ye gots te say fow youwself? NICOLE So I made a mistake - I thought you were that annoying Crocodile Hunter guy! MIMI I can't have a baby cos like my boyfriend he just loves me too much ... (sniff sniff) BRADY I wonder if New Salem is near Vienna. Chloe ...? Friday October 1 Quote of the DAY REX That's it! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR REX I have come to the realization that the burden of all that is wrong here lies with the writer who does not bother to look into character's histories, cares little for details, logic or the like, and is not in tune with the mindset of the desired demographic ... Gee I hope they don't send me back into space for that! Thursday September 30 Quote of the DAY REX What is the secret?! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JAN I'm not the real Jan. BELLE And I'm the third Belle. PHIL I think I'm the third me, too ... JOHN Uh got lots o' secrets, the first one bein' that Uh'm Dex Dexter ... ROMAN I can't spell ... TONY Well, that's not a bloody secret, is it! Thursday September 29 Quote of the DAY HOPE You are one mysterious man ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATTYCAKE I know, it's the new beard isn't it. BO Hope! What the hell! They stabbed me with another one of them damn pink darts! HOPE Does anyone need some body heat around here? JOHN DiMera, yer comin with us! TONY What the bloody hell for?! JOHN Uhhhh ... dunno, I forgot. ABE The force field. JOHN Yeah, you cen get us thru with Sven. Who the heck is he anyhow? TONY Zen, it is called zen. ROMAN R U spellin backwards now? Careful, fellas, it must be a trick! Tuesday September 28 Quote of the DAY BELLE I betrayed him! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWNBOY I never seen that girl before in my life! Where the hell is Belle and when are these dorky bandages gonna come off my head - I can't hear a damn thing! JAN Hi lover. SHAWNBOY Huh? Did you call me Danny Glover??? PHIL This storyline is pathetic. SHAWNBOY I do NOT wear a prosthetic! Monday September 27 Quote of the DAY TONY Father is not going to be pleased ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Neither are thousands of mad gals out there, Count D! They're already banging on the door, demanding to know why you're only on for a little longer and then gone and when you'll be comin back! TONY Must you speak in such run on sentences! BART Really, Count D, you're the best thing since sliced bread, the Rubix cube, the Concorde and all those other things everybody loves! Is there someplace I can figure out what to do, huh? TONY Indeed, you may try following the bloody link! HERE'S THE BLOODY LINK Previously ... TONY Ladies and gentlemen, do excuse the DaysCafe for their typo yesterday. Bart the buffoon was to say that now I get to come back and KICK ass ... DAYSCAFE We're not worthy! Friday September 24 Quote of the DAY TONY The fun's just about to get started ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART You were gone, now you get to come back and kick ass! TONY Yes indeed, how sweet it is. MAGGIE Oh la la! They weren't real scars! Show me again anyhow! BART Huh? What about me?? You're breakin' my heart, red! Thursday September 23 Quote of the DAY TONY It was Stefano - he masterminded the entire plot ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Muh instincts are tellin me the DiMeras are still bad. BART You said it! You got it! That's right! God, I love this new town! Hey there sensei, got any words of wisdom to share with me? MASTER He who laughs last laughs longest. TONY Indeed! Wednesday September 22 Quote of the DAY SAMI Life in Salem is not like t.v. ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS And t.v. is not like life in Salem. WILL So basically nothing makes any sense? TONY You got that bloody right! MAGGIE Where have ya been? I've been looking all over for you. Cripes, that damn maid can have Mickey! Tuesday September 21 Quote of the DAY BELLE Shawn is dead?!! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PHIL That's too bad. BELLE I know, I mean I hadn't even met the guy yet! BRADY I know this food is hot before I taste it cos I have like psychic powers and that's how I know that Chloe is in Vienna ... NICOLE Why don't ya just shutup and eat! BRADY Yes, dear. REX Mimi stop! I know what you're doing! You want our neighbor's cat to have an abortion! I love you Mims! Monday September 20 Quote of the DAY JACK Jennifer! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER Jack! At long last you settled your contract dispute! JACK You know what they say - money talks and bullsh*t walks ... So here I am! Speaking of b.s., whatever happened to Fitz, the shirtless upstart? HOPE You mean Patrick? He got washed downstream, to another network ... BO Yup. He's goin' to Fox. HOPE (raises eyebrow) You sure are, Brady! MAGGIE Damn it, where's Tony?!!!! Friday September 17 Quote of the DAY LUCAS I think I love you ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS (singing) Wild thang .. I think I love you ... I wanna knoooow for sure! Wild thang! You make my heart sing! SAMI Hear that, Kate? KATE That song is almost as old and tired as our bizarre storyline! PATRICK Hold on Jennifer, I'll save you! HOPE Patrick, Jennifer's not in that river ... SPLASH! Thursday September 16 Quote of the DAY BO (to Patrick) Get the hell away from my wife! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR HOPE Bo, what are you doing?! BO I'm gonna push him right back ta CBS once and for all! MARLENA John, you look like Roman ... JOHN What duh hell are you talkin about! MARLENA Roman, you look like John ... ROMAN And that's a fact! JAN Come 'ere Shawnboy, I got ya some yummy oysters ... BELLE Oh my gosh, Philip, that's it????????? Wednesday September 15 Quote of the DAY VIC (on Nicole) Heaven help her if she so much as laid a hand on my grandson! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY Sorry grandad, I thought she was Chloe. VIC Chloe's in Vienna you twit! BRADY Umm, I thought that was the name of a mall? PHIL Nobody breathes heavier than Mighty Marine ... JOHN (raises eyebrow) Wanna bet?! BELLE Okay Philip um I'm like ready um for you to jump um my bones ... Ewww, look at that strange jackinthebox at the window! Tuesday September 15 Quote of the DAY BRADY I do care ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR VIC Then you must be a slut too! heeheehee! BILLIE Shhh! They're here! BO Who r u talkin about? BILLIE Jungle Ninjas! BO With any luck, they kiss better than you ... BONNIE Everybody freeze an shutup! |