Previous  QUOTES
  Friday June 25 Quote of the DAY
   
Davies
    "They're not going to be happy about
      this ..."


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     JENNIFER
     I hear you - I mean, just look at the guy ...

     PATRICK
     Yippee! Yahooooooo! Lookame ma, I'm flyyyyying!

     HOPE
     Patrick, you're lying on some hay ...

     MAGGIE
     Oh Gawd, if that twit comes here, I dunno if I can handle it!
     Alice, can you put a little something in that tea ...?

     PATRICK
     I'm Suuuuuuuuuuperman!

     BONNIE
     That's ma boy! 

     TONY
     What a bloody disgrace!

     JOHN
     And that's a fact.


       Thurs June 24 Quote of the DAY
      
Jennifer:
       I am on my way ...


  
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     PATRICK
     Follow that chopper!

     HOPE
     Actually it's a plane ...

     ABE
     Dimera, everything is your fault!

     ROMAN
     Yup. When we get indigestion or gas, it's also yer fault ...

     TONY
     How bloody pathetic, not to mention redundant you two are!

     ROMAN
     There ya go again, tryin' to cover up with big words!

     CELESTE
     My tarot cards grow restless. They are leading me to that
     psychic domain which only I may reach, also known as the
     Internet ...

     TEK
     Pucker up, doll!

     PATRICK (scratches head)
     I  coulda sworn it was a chopper ...

     RIP VAN JACK
     Run, Jennifer, run! He has the IQ of a coconut and it could be     
     contagious!

   
Wed June 23 Quote of the DAY
     
Tony, to Marlena:
      The Phoenix has risen!


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      MARLENA
      Cool. Can I be bad again and join team Tony?

      TONY
      How do I know you've got what it takes to intrigue, at the same
      time instilling fear in lesser mortals ...?

      MARLENA
      I killed you once.

      TONY
      Yes, that was rather inconvenient.

      MARLENA
      I can pretend I'm good and fool the others but I'll really be bad.
      I'll even steal more shirts from Don Ho for Doug and Abe ...

      BONNIE
      Damn I wish I was on Salem Island with that Count!

      TONY
      Don't even think about it!

      KATE
      Excuse me while I take this important business call. It's from
      our Paris office so I'll need to speak Urdu ...

      BONNIE
      That is one smart lady.

      JULIE
      Grrr! That Bonnie! One of these days - POW, right in the kisser!
    
      TONY
      Dear God, I'd sooner remain on this island ...

      Tuesday June 22 Quote of the DAY
     
Tony:
      I don't think death threats are really
      going to motivate me ...


   
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       INDIANA JACK JONES
       What a hero! Salem Island is full of them!

       RED (Maggie)
       I've always wanted to slap a man with good diction ...
 
       BONNIE
       Hmmm ... Is that like a dictionary?
 
       ROMAN
       Tony, we need you to use your contacts to get us outta here.
 
       TONY
       Oh, don't be daft!
 
       ABE
       I still can't decide if you're good or evil.
 
       TONY
       Excellent! I do enjoy keeping you common folk on your toes ...

       JACK JONES
       Let the games begin!

       JULIE
       Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight
       I wish I may, I wish I might wallop Bonnie in another fight!

       MICHAEL MORE
       Real Salem has become a gross exaggeration of westernism
       gone bad ... I am exposing this in my next film
      "Farenheit or Celsius, who Really Cares if It's Hot."
       Salem Island, however, is a well portrayed example of
       how one man's fantasy is another's prison ... Congratulations.

     

       Mon June 21 Quote of the DAY
     
Abe
      There's someone in the house ...

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       TONY
       I'm not just anyone and don't you bloody forget it!

       ROMAN
       Say, where'd ya learn to do all that fancy stuff?

       TONY
       It comes from being half human, half god ...

       ABE
       You haven't changed a bit!

       ROMAN
       An' it's a good thing, too! This show needs our help!

       BONNIE
       I ain't leavin' and endin' my ruinous run without a fight!

       JULIE
       Put up your dukes, dearie!

       PHIL
       Has anyone seen Harold? I really miss him ...

       JOHN
       He's goin down!

       Fri June 18 Quote of the DAY
     
Jennifer:
      Just a few more hours ...


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       JENNIFER
       I can't wait to get away from this town! Then I'll send for Abbie.

       MICKEY
       Is it because I'm an imposter? Has that frightened you off?

       BONNIE
       I am the worst actress of the year and I could not be prouder!

       REX
       How do you freeze ice? I can't remember the recipe ...

       TONY's VOICE
       Fear not, I shall soon return to class things up!

       ABE
       And I'll be on your case, as always ...

       BONNIE
       Dang, I'm hearin' them smart soundin' voices again. I better get
       me another gig and fast cos I ain't a ratings magnet!

       BELLE
       Why is everybody talking about meeeeeeeeee again!
      


     Thurs June 17 Quote of the DAY
    
John
     They're never coming back ...


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       TONY'S VOICE
        How bloody ridiculous!
     
       KAITO KAILIN (Patrick)
       Jennifer, I have a confession to make.
 
       JENNIFER
       (gasps)
 
       KAITO (Patrick)
       I used to be on the Young and Restless ...
 
       MICKEY
       That's why I didn't think you looked the same! I don't look
       the same either!
 
       BONNIE
       Patrick's a nude ... I mean new - character!
  
       MICKEY
       Oh. Will he be riding the bull, too?
 
       JOHN
       No one's comin' back. No one's comin' back ...
 
       TONY'S VOICE
       Hah! The countdown begins!


     Wed June 16 Quote of the DAY
  
"Jack" on Jennifer's computer ...
     "I want you to come to me."


    
LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ...

       JENNIFER
       Lavalife is so awesome!

       SHAWNBOY
       Where the hell is the Irish spring? It's the
        only soap I use, you b*tch!

       JAN
       Oh, I love it when you flatter me like that!

       BONNIE    
       I am one dead ringer for Deborah Winger in "Urban Cowboy" ...

       MAGGIE
       I'm so happy someone is taking good care of Tuscany.

       DON HO
       Hey, that's my shirt!

       DOUG
       Take a hike, island boy!

     Tues June 15 Quote of the DAY
    
Jack's Voice
    "Jennifer ... Jennifer ... Jennifer."

    
   
JULIE
      We heard ya the first time, ok!

      JENNIFER
      Oh my gosh!
      
      SAMI
      I'm doing research but I still can't spell that word.

     JENNIFER
     Oh my gosh!

     JOHN
     Crystal, I have ta tell ya somethin'. That is one ugly flower on yer    
     head!

     NICOLE
     How about my eyebrow, Brady? I can move it like Hope now, what
     do you think? Do we have a chance?
  
     BRADY
     Where have all my shirts gone?

     ABE
     They seem to have washed ashore on Salem Island.

     DON HO
     Finally! More outfits!

     ROMAN
     Can anyone remember what happened the day those shirts
     got killed?

     MARLENA
     Roman, I'm so glad you're back! They wanted me to date Tatoo!

     PIPI LONGSTOCKING (Belle)
     Why does everybody keep talking about meeeeeeeeeee?!

     SAMI
     Lucas, what does white collar mean ...?

     BELLE
     A white collar wouldn't match your dress.

     SAMI
     Cool. Thanks for the hot tip!
 

     Monday June 14 Quote of the DAY ...
    
Maggie
     "Welcome to our Fantasy Island!"


    
MICKEY
        Who's the redhead? Who am I, for that matter?

       BONNIE
       Who cares! Let's dance!

       SAMI
       I'm am so like uhhhhhh like corporate huh!

       LUCAS
       Should you tell him or should I!

       SAMI
       Tell 'im what?

       LUCAS
       You're a high school drop out!

       MAGGIE
       So how do you like the food here?

       MARLENA
       It's lovely and so are the surroundings.

       MAGGIE
       I'm dating Mr. Rourke ...  

       MARLENA
       You b*tch! Now I get stuck with Tatoo ... Don Ho left to find new   
       Hawaiian shirts and Doug went with him ... Oh well. At least
       we'll be a shooin to win the limbo contest tonight! Party on!

      Friday June 11
Quote of the DAY...
      Crystal
    "John is on fire!"


    
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       JOHN              
       The name's Dex Dexter.

       PHIL
       I love you, Pipi Longstocking.

       PIPI (Belle)
       I love me too!
  
       JAN
       You may be Captain Underpants, Shawnboy, but I can strip
       down to my undies too so we can be a team ...    
      
       CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS (Shawnboy)
       I hate you. You're not even half as foxy as Catwoman!

       TEK
       Hey, John, got any extra wine glasses ...?

       JOHN
       That wine glass killed muh wife and now it's goin' down!
      
       SAMI
       I never finished high school but I think I know enough about
       law to dupe the D.A.'s office ... yes sirreeee!      
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