Tuesday, June 1 Quote of DAY
   Celeste
  "Someone else we know and
    love is about to die ..."

 

    
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       LEXIE                 
       Blah blah blah! I need an Abe replacement and fast!

       TEK
       Hey, cutie! Think I'm buff enough?

       ABE
       That guy is so shallow. Me, I'm here overseeing this alternate
       reality and trying to save the world ...
  
       CELESTE (gasps)
       I hear Abraham again! And now I ... see ... a door!

       PATRICK
       That's the EXIT.

       CELESTE
       They are all so vewy close now ...

       SAMI
       They will pay!

       JULIE
       Sami, don't be such a crackpot! Go talk to your dead mother.

       ROMAN
       There's a new stop sign on the corner ...

       MARLENA
       Cool! Can I get me another marguerita?
  
      

      
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  Monday, May 31 Quote of DAY
   Marlena
  "Somebody in Salem is going
    to die ... we've got to stop it ..."

 

    
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       ABE                 
       But they'll end up here ...

       ROMAN
       We can have a silk pijama party. Party on, dudes!

       MARLENA
       No no no! It could be a woman and I want to be the main gal
       here on Temptation Island!
  
       PATRICK
       I'm a virgin.

       JENNIFER
       Gee. Can you forge checks with that coin, too?

       ABE
       Roman, stay as far away from Marlena as possible ...

       ROMAN
       I am not gonna abandon doc now, especially when she's lookin'
       mighty good ... Let's go find us some clues, pardner ...

       CELESTE
       Abe is alive, no he's dead, no he's alive ... my cards are blank, no
       they're colorful, no they're blank again!

       THEO
       That is one weird dame. With any luck, we're not related!

       MR. X
       Ok, people, remember, our new lunch bell sounds just like
       a siren ...         

      
Previous Week's QUOTES
  Wed. June 10 Quote of DAY
  
  Julie
    "My God, I hope that Jennifer's going
      to make it!"


    
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       JENNIFER               
       Anything to get outta this boring town!

       JULIE
       Oh crap! If she croaks, I'll have to do even more scenes with
       that Bonnie!

       PHIL
       Let's dance, Pipi.
  
       PIPI (BELLE)
       Ok, but only if we talk about meeeeeeeeeeee!
     
       JAN
       I'll kill Celeste, steal all her hats and then buy new lip gloss
       to match each one ...

       CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS (Shawnboy)
       Help! I'm starting to hallucinate!

       MICKEY
       Me too. I still look different in the mirror!

      



      
  Wednesday June 2 Quote of DAY
   Jennifer, on Jack ...
  "I heard his voice!"

 

    
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       JULIE                 
       That was only Patrick the virgin! Don't bother with him!

       BONNIE
       Can I clean somebody's house now or have a stupid lookin'
       daydream so ya'll can laugh at folks who are down on their
       luck?

       JULIE
       You and your virgin son are the same! I hate people like you!
  
       BONNIE
       Me too! That's why I locked that MR. X. in the bathroom and
       told him he can't come out 'till I get me some good lines ...

       PATRICK
       Who's Mr. X?

       BONNIE
       Geesh! Don't you ever read the Days Cafe?????!

       SAMI
       They will pay! I have changed but they will all pay!

       BELLE
       I love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

       BRADY
       How come my dad is like a cool spy guy and I gotta be
       this dork?

       JENNIFER
       I'd be a superstar if this was a silent movie ...
  
      

      
  Thursday, June 3 Quote of DAY
   Roman, on Jack ...
  "He's not exactly the survivor
    type!"

    
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       JACK's VOICE                 
       I'm out here stuck in the jungle of Hollywood as my agent
       negotiates my contract! Fear not, I shall return soon ...!

       BRADY
       I called you all here to talk about Chloe's Opera House.

       PHIL
       You suck!
  
       BO
       Opera sucks worse! Belle, have you heard from Shawn?

       BELLE
       Who's he? I am sooooooo outta here, on my way to prime time!
       Yippee!

       PHIL
       What'll the name of the show be?

       BELLE
       Ummmmm, I forgot ...

       BO
       Why do I have to do a scene with all these little turds ...?

      

      
  
      

      
   Friday, June 4 Quote of DAY
    Philip ...
  "I have a confession to make!"

    
Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear                                                                                
       PHIL                 
       I'm not really a Marine ... I just rent that uniform sometimes ...

       BELLE
       That's ok. I'm not really 3 years old, I just pretend I am!

       JAN
       Alright, Shawnboy, time to play Inspector Clouseau!
  
       MR. X
       No no no! You're supposed to be a French maid! You don't know
       anything!

       BO
       You know less. You can't even make up a damn rhyme!

       REX
       What are the instructions for hot chocolate? I'm into mixing
       drinks these days ...

       CELESTE
       My dominos are vewy restless, dahlings ... they tell me that
       there is a spot where there could be a dot ... green eggs and ham
       Sam I am ... I sense ... someone is kissing a woman with a dead
       flower in her hair ...

       JOHN
       Move over, Brady boy cos your ol' man is gonna be the new
       Dirk Diggler! Say, Crystal, wanna do the limbo ...?

      

      
  
      

      
  Monday June 7 Quote of DAY
  
  Jan
    "I'm going to stalk your precious little
      Belle and kill her!"


    
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       SHAWN                 
       She's leavin' the show anyhow ...

       REX
       Let's play connect the fingerprints!

       BO
       What the hell is that?!
  
       REX
       A technological innovation called a computer.
     
       MIMI
       Rocks, you are so like smart you should like start like a company
       like.

       BO
       How was your siesta, Fancyface?

       BELLE
       I think I'm Pipi Longstocking.

       PHIL
       I love you, Pipi.

       JOHN
       I'm dancin' tonight, ladies, and I will be acceptin' tips!

       KATE
       Why is Carol Channing here?

       CRYSTAL
       You got it all wrong, grandma - I'm Tammy Fay!         
      

      
   Tuesday June 9 Quote of DAY
  
  Victor Kiriakis lui-meme! (French for
        "himself")

    "Just thought I'd stop by to say hello!"


    
Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear                                                                                
       JENNIFER               
       Jack, is that you????

       SHAWN
       I need to pee but I still love Belle.

       PHIL
       I need to pee, too.
  
       VICTOR
       Things are getting worse in real Salem!
     
       MARLENA
       Yes, all the good performers have wound up on Salem Island.

       BONNIE
       I'm trying out for Lion King today. How do ya like my mane?

       JENNIFER
       Are you Jack?

       JOHN      
       Say, that's a good stage name for my upcomin' dancathon!
      
       CRYSTAL (Tammy Fay)
       Get this octopus off my head!