| Friday May 28 Quote of DAY Marlena "He must know exactly how we live our lives ..." ROMAN Here's your home, doc ... MARLENA This is not Salem ... ROMAN How did you know that? MARLENA Elementary my dear Watson! Ditsy Belle's photo isn't here. ROMAN They removed it 'cos she's leavin the show. MARLENA Traitor! SHAWN Helloo? Can anybody hear me? Heeeeeeelp! MRS. DOUBTFIRE (Jan) No one can hear you because I've cast a spell on them so they don't even know you ever existed! Hahahahaha! Now, where is that Patrick and why hasn't he gotten me Belle's red shoes ...! Don Ho Everybody get off my island and stop stealing my shirts! Marlena (gasps) I Is that Stefano?????????! Thursday May 27 Quote of DAY Marlena ... "Somebody wants us gone!" Lines the Viewers Didn't Get to Hear: DOUG It's that damn Don Ho! He thinks the island isn't big enough for the both of us! JULIE I see Doug! He is singing and he has a hairdo just like Don King! HOPE Poor woman must have lost her mind ... MARLENA Oh no! What if the people who look like they have nice hairstyles really don't and the people who have bad hair days really have the good hairstyles! I don't think I could handle that ... DOUG Getting electrocuted has given me a fresh outlook. I think Roman and Marlena love each other ... JOHN Good for them! Me, I'm just a freakin' walking ad for Soapcity repeats! ROMAN Stefano has all the viewers under mind control ... we gotta warn everybody ... MARLENA This is all so confusing and last minute ... I wonder if I'm Stefano ... ALICE Can we get the luau started already????! I didn't come back for chit chat! Abe, dear, do be careful, I've put a little something in the tea again... |
| Monday May 24 Quote of DAY Alice ... "We're very much alive!" Lines the Viewers Didn't Get to Hear: MARLENA But where have you all been?! ALICE Club Med ... we all needed a vacation ... MICKEY I gave this pin to Maggie when I wasn't me anyhow so that means I can give it again ... BONNIE What a romantic geezer ... hey, how come nobody invited me to Club Med?! ALICE Sorry, dear. You were part of the reason we left. Salem has just become too trashy! SHAWN Oh oh, I gotta go! BELLE Wanna borrow my pampers ...? SAMI When the hell can I get out of this stupid dress?! Black is my worst color! Lucas, go find me somebody to get mad at! MARLENA What are we going to do now? ALICE Tonight is luau night so we'll need to find you a pretty wrap ... |
| Tuesday May 25 Quote of DAY Roman ... "Everything that happened back in Salem was a lie!" Lines the Viewers Didn't Get to Hear: MARLENA You mean ...? ROMAN Yes, my wardrobe was a lie. I do own a Hawaiian shirt ... ALICE Marlena, I think you're going to love it here at Club Med! MARLENA Pinch me so I know I'm not dreaming! ALICE Here, dear. Have another pineapple donut. JOHN (scratches head) But she was so dead ... MARLENA Hey, this is kinda like Temptation Island! Roman, you sly devil, have you been working out ...? SAMI My mom and dad are in heaven together and I hate everyone else! My poor Mom! MARLENA So, who else is coming to our groovy luau ...? Party on! |
| Wednesday May 26 Quote of DAY Abe ... "We may never get home!" Lines the Viewers Didn't Get to Hear: ALICE I certainly hope not! The weather here is splendid! MARLENA Abe, my dear friend, you are alive! Ready to party hardy?! ABE I am not without torment. Lexie is about to take up with a man who doesn't even have a real first name ... CELESTE Lexie, you must moon Abraham! LEXIE That's mourn, mom! Mourn! JOHN Hello, doc, is that you? Hello? Hello? Come in, doc! LUCAS What are you doing? JOHN Coulda sworn doc was tryin' to call my cell phone ... LUCAS That's a banana you're holding! JOHN Oh. Musta been a wrong number ... ROMAN Our luau singer's here. MARLENA Don Ho? |