| Monday September 13 Quote of the DAY BO Billie?! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR HOPE Here come's trouble! Say, Patrick, is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? And why the heck do you keep bobbing like that? PATRICK Method acting. I am dust in the wind ... JOHN DiMera, cen yuh fix muh hair with yer zen? It's kinda outta control today. TONY Bloody fools! BRADY Nicole, I just want you to know that even with that scar and her deadness, Chloe's way more beautiful than you. NICOLE That's ok, I'm desperate these days ... JAN Tell me about it! Friday September 10 Quote of the DAY TONY Oh goody, the cavalry's arrived! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Yup. Uh, what's a cavalry, by the way? BO I'm gonna jump in the forcefield an get me a buzz ... MARLENA Golly, it's John and he is ever so buff! Outta my way, Roman! BELLE Shawn ... squeak squeak ... I can hear him but I can't because oh he and I have a connection um where is he??? TONY Dear God, it must be genetic! Thursday Sept 9 Quote of the DAY BO You're alive - this is like a miracle! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CAROLINE Never underestimate the power of all our fans! TONY And we mustn't forget that one of my fans has the same strong will and tenacity as oh 1000 regular fans, not to mention that I can utilize their energy to kick a shirtless upstart like Patrick into daytime oblivion ... JOHN Enough o' the talkin, I'm in mercenary mode here - gimme a big rare steak so I can go an find muh wife! MAGGIE Youhoo Tony! Got any plants I can inhale ...? Wednesday September 8 Quote of the DAY CHLOE Brady can never see me like this. LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Our plane is gettin shot at here so don't think you're the only one with problems! JOHN Oops. I forgot muh fuel. We're gonna crash, dude! BO They write me like a Keystone Cop in Salem but they damn well better not write me like a Keystone Cop in Nude Salem, too ... Tuesday September 7 Quote of the DAY JOHN Failure is not an option ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Then why are we still here? We don't exactly have a perfect track record! JOHN Who the hell would. They're dead, they're alive, they're half dead, they're in danger of dying. It's confusing to muh mind! BO You sure you still remember how to fly a plane? JOHN Dunno but I'm the buffest pilot fer miles ... MAGGIE Buff? Did I hear someone mention a buff pilot? ROMAN (weakly) Doc? Is that you? Monday September 6 Quote of the DAY TEK Melaswen LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Bless you! MIMI Celeste, can you tell me my future ...? CELESTE Not now dahling - I'm on my way to an audition with the Supremes. If I get the lead, then Diana Ross will never have happened! SHAWNBOY Need water ... need medicine ... need sleep ... first must find ... Belle ... JAN Oh my Gawd, like I look way better than Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act! NICOLE Get a life. BRADY Why are all these people in church today ...? JOHN We had ta stop the island ferry cos we're suspicious there might be some dead folks hangin' around ... Police business, don't tell anyone ... Friday September 3 Quote of the DAY PATRICK It's a boy! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK Get outta here, you shirtless upstart! JENNIFER You tell 'im, Jack! MAGGIE Where the heck is Tony? DOUG (wistful) Somebody broke our contraption and maybe all the others are dead ... MAGGIE Stop thinking too much! Once again, where is that foxy Tony?! SHAWNBOY Oh my God they like make me like such a sissy, I can't stand it, must ... lie down ... BO Let's all go on a holiday together and look for dead people. Thursday September 2 Quote of the DAY TONY The plan proceeds ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MAGGIE (hopefully) We're going to Vegas to get hitched? TONY Dear God! Must you follow me everywhere?! CELESTE I am getting a vision dahlings that those who were dead are now alive, including Elvis and Marilyn Monroe ... JOHN Enough already! What about James Dean? Bet he's not alive an kickin! DOUG Maybe he's stuck in the elevator. Hello? hello? Anyone there? Do you need help? TONY Bloody simpletons! BRADY Where the hell is Vienna? Anybody know ...? Wednesday September 1 Quote of the DAY JOHN Let's find where the signal's coming from ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Finally, things are startin' to pick up! KATE Damn you Bo! Now I have to find another victim! ROMAN Can't breathe ... Doc kissed me ... YOWZA! REX You are a dork! PHIL You are an even bigger dork! REX Prove it! PHIL Uh, ok, dude! Let's take this to the bowling alley at the mall and have a dork bowlathon! REX You're on, dude! And we'll both be shirtless ... Tuesday August 31 Quote of the DAY BO Marlena is alive, Roman is alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO But more importantly, I can spell better than anyone gives me credit for! HOPE I always knew he was more than just window dressing ... DOC Hello, this is Vienna ... BRADY Vienna who? CHLOE Gee, I've never been surrounded by so many fake Europeans. Their German sounds like Swahili ... August 30 Quote of the DAY BO R-O-M-A-N! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me! Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me! ROMAN I wanna kiss ya but only when I'm dead! PHIL Belle, you are a mystery woman cos you like always look like a new girl ... JAN Gee, I'm like the new Michael More. MICHAEL MORE I will soon be coming to Salem to expose the very stupidity of your society. JOHN What do yuh mean by that? Hey, where's muh hair gel! MARLENA Sock it to me Sock it to me Sock it to me Sock it to me! Friday August 13 Quote of the DAY KATE I was worried about the storm ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE Come 'ere ya big buffmeister! JOHN (DEX DEXTER) Uh look good in lightning, that's fer sure. SMOOCH SMOOCH DEX (JOHN) Mmmm yer face tastes like peanut butter ... KATE (gasps) Ahhh! Can't breathe! JENNIFER Maybe if I blow real hard, Patrick will get blown away ... PATRICK I'm not going anywhere without Toto! Thursday August 12 Quote of the DAY ROMAN My guess is our host knows what we're doing ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DOUG That's a good thing cos we sure don't! MARLENA Anyone want a prescription? I got lots of fun stuff in my bag! ABE Clearly no one here is my intellectual equal. ROMAN Huh? Did you say sequel?! MAGGIE Outta my way, toots! There's plenty of jungle out there and I'm on the prowl for a wild man. He can't have gotten too far ... TONY Dear God, someone call security! Wednesday August 11 Quote of the DAY HOPE My God ... the coin ... it's gone! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK It was bogus anyhow. JENNIFER Jerk! JAN I'm Catwoman. SHAWNBOY No you're not, you're a freak in a black glad wrap ... PATRICK Heeeelp! Somebody save me! There's a bee in my bonnet! JENNIFER Where the hell is Jack? Now THAT'S an action hero! Tuesday August 10 Quote of the DAY JENNIFER I cannot lose Jack again! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK Aren't I good enough? JEN No, as a matter of fact you aren't! PATRICK But I can spin a web anytime and drive a batmobile and fly like Superman and kiss like a fish ... all at the same time! PHIL Put up your dukes, pal! BELLE Who were you talking to? PHIL My shadow. Someone needs to teach it a lesson ... Might as well be me, as long as I have my rented uniform on ... Monday August 9 Quote of the DAY TONY Well, he's not going to like this ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DAYS CAFE I don't like it either - I mean, when is Soapcity gonna have a banner with Count Tony DiMera on it! Still waiting! BO Hope, I want you to get up and run like hell. You have to get away from Patrick. He's a loser and it might be contagious ... HOPE (finds her strength) Jennifer ... needs help ... Patrick won't go away ...! Friday August 6 Quote of the DAY TONY I'm afraid it's broken. That's alright, though ... I'm fine. LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MAGGIE You sure are fine! ROMAN We dunno why somebody is showin us our loved ones with other dates. TONY Perhaps they wish to irk you ... ROMAN Huh? I dunno Urdu! What are you talkin about DiMera? ABE I've got my eye on you, too. Nothing bugs me more than a man who's better dressed than me. TONY Not exactly a cultured crowd. No wonder I needed that Jack Daniels! ROMAN Who the hell is Jack Daniels? ABE More than likely the mastermind ... Thursday August 5 Quote of the DAY LUCAS Will you marry me? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SAMI Of course. With all the flashbacks, we're a major supercouple now! MAGGIE Who is that ol' buzzard dancing with my maid? And when's Tony gonna get here?! VICTOR I see Nicole is still a murdering slut! Did I mention she's also a tramp and a trollop? SHAWN Heeeelp! I'm stuck in Jan's earring! Heeelp! REX Say! That sounds just like the guy in "Honey I Shrunk the Kids." Cool. Wednesday August 4 Quote of the DAY MARLENA (shocked) Is that who I think it is ...? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN Huh? MARLENA Martha Steward! And she looks just like me, golly! VIC Fine wine ... TONY Just a little something I picked up along my travels. Cheers everyone. Here's to your health ... ROMAN DiMera, you are always sayin something to confuse me! TONY I do beg your pardon. ROMAN I never knew you could put the letter S after the word travel. Geesh! MAGGIE I just love his diction! Tuesday August 3 Quote of the DAY JOHN Never underestimate the power of the Phoenix ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Or my fans. You know what they say - hell hath no fury like a Lovely scorned! CASSIE You are soooo way cooler than Roman. Can you adopt me? TONY Consider it done. MARLENA Roman, I have my doubts about Cassie. ROMAN Who? MARLENA Your daughter! I mean. her hair is nothing like yours ... ROMAN What da hell? I coulda sworn that was Paris Hilton! Monday August 2 Quote of the DAY JULIE It's gonna be a bumpy night! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BONNIE Mostly for the viewers who are gonna have to listen to me an Mickey again ... SAMI Can I wear my bunny slippers to the Penthouse Grill? LUCAS Only if I get to wear my matching batman underwear ... SAMI Shhh Lucas! People might hear you! KATE My son is the buffest guy on daytime. I only want what's best for him. PHIL What about me? KATE You need to go after Belle, to keep you outta my hair ... PHIL Does Roman have an old uniform I could borrow? Friday July 30 Quote of the DAY JACK Jennifer, please be alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER Shhh! I'm faking it so Patrick will get lost! PATRICK Hope! Watch out for that falling cardboard plane! Mr. X Cut! I told you not to call it that! Just for that, I am going to write you with a shirt on all next week ... HOPE Thank God! JACK Oh no! My hat fell down the cliff! Please be alive ...! JAN These big earrings suck! SAMI So does Lucas! Say, where's my big ring? LUCAS I only wanna marry you cos you're a b*tch! Thursday July 29 Quote of the DAY LUCAS (to Sami) Will you marry me? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SAMI You will pay! BO We all need to meet in secret, which is why I've called you to this mall ... TEK Pucker up, Lexie! CELESTE Oh no! I am getting a vibe - Tek wants to kiss Lexie! JOHN Here's muh wife's ol' shoe. What cen you tell me? CELESTE I am getting a vibe that ... Marlena - pant pant - Marlena used to wear this shoe! JAN My fiance has the longest bangs on daytime ... BELLE Oh! That sounds just like Shawn! Wednesday July 28 Quote of the DAY SAMI I want proof! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK You can't handle the proof! CELESTE I am getting a vibe - someone is not going to die! MARLENA I have to get off this damned island before my evil twin gets outta the slammer ... ABE Hattie? MARLENA No, I was referring to Martha Steward! ROMAN I have an idea ... TONY Hah! Now there's a bloody first! Wednesday July 28 Quote of the DAY TONY Father died in my arms in Monte Carlo LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY I mean metaphorically, of course. ROMAN Would ya come back down to earth an' speak Latin. ABE Don't you mean English? ROMAN Oh yeah. CELESTE Marlena did not die! JOHN Are you tellin' me muh wife is alive? SAMI I hate you all! I hate this set! I hate the food! VIC Hey doll! CAROLINE Hey yourself, sailor! Have a piece of pie! VIC Don't mind if I do. Did I mention my wife is a tramp? Monday July 26 Quote of the DAY MORTICIAN (on Marlena) She was embalmed!!! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Are you tellin' me muh wife was dead? SAMI You will pay! It's your fault the Beatles broke up too! BELLE Squeak squeak ... VICTOR Say, Caroline, let's move in together and play "Three's Company"! I'll be Jack Tripper, you can be that smart petite one and ... MARLENA Golly, can I be Chrissy Snow? ABE Hope and Patrick are gone and we still don't know where Jennifer is! MARLENA No Jennifer? Well, that settles it then, I'm Chrissy ... Friday July 23 Quote of the DAY PHIL Know your enemies ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PHIL I am referring, of course, to the writer who keeps making me Belle's patsy and yes man! BELLE Squeak squeak! JOHN I got muh teddy bear now I just need doc's ol bones an I'm all set. SAMI Noooo! I won't sleep well! You will pay! You suck! Lucas is a traitor! I hate disco! HOPE Patrick, what do you know? PATRICK Bite me. TEK Bo, your wife is as dead as a doorknob ... TONY Dear God, where has the bloody decorum gone! Thursday July 22 Quote of the DAY JOHN (on Marlena) We're going to have to exhume the body ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MR. FUZZY BEAR That dork'll never figure out I'm the mastermind! LUCAS Did you hear something? PATRICK My lucky penny is pulsating. Maybe that means something ... JACK Oh no! Jennifer! JENNIFER Jaaaaaaaaack! JACK This is so damn strenuous - I'm not even sure it was worth coming back! ABE Mr. Fuzzy Bear is really Stefano. TONY What a bunch of bloody fools! Wednesday July 21 Quote of the DAY BRADY (on Victor) He wouldn't give up ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CAROLINE You don't know the half of it! BELLE Oh no! They're changing me again! WESLEY CLARK (aka Gene Briscoe) I've got loads of free time on my hands. Just let me know if you'll be needing any representation ... HOPE Patrick, tell me what you know. PATRICK Not much. ROMAN Victor kissed my mom! He will pay! Say, Sami and I really are like a couple of peas in a pod! Wednesday July 21 Quote of the DAY JACK (to Jennifer) They're all alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN May the force be with you, except for that Lockheart. ABE Patrick, you are the worst actor on this show. PATRICK Be that as it may, I'm still here so get used to it. BO Your ISA file is as empty as your thick skull ... PATRICK Now that's the pot calling the kettle black! HOPE Bo Brady is my soul mate, a major stud, and you are no Bo Brady! JOHN I got muh tweed jacket now all I need is muh slippers an I'll be a regular aristocrat ... Oh, mustn't forget muh teddy bear! Monday July 19 Quote of the DAY PATRICK Unless you let me go, Jennifer and her baby are doomed! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN You're doomed cos we're all back! ABE It's true, Patrick. Your officially a second banana. PATRICK Gimme my lucky penny back! ALICE I don't like Lockhearts. Don't give him any donuts ... PHIL Hey! Who the hell are you? BELLE Um, I'm not really sure ... KATE Ask her out, Philip! Now, before she gets to know you better ... Friday July 16 Quote of the DAY PATRICK (to himself) It wasn't supposed to turn out this way ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN I got a gut feeling the viewers don't like you or your ma cos they wanted us all back ... HOPE Face it, Patrick, you're the latest scapegoat of daytime ... PATRICK But it wasn't supposed to turn out this way ... they told me I was gonna be a star ... TONY How bloody ridiculous! ROMAN I think you know more than you're lettin on, DiMera. MAGGIE Back off, island boy! Say, Tony, can I see those scars again? JOHN Bo, ya need to accept Hope is dead. Just te prove that to ye, I'll loan ye my jets an' muh space shuttle ... BO I know this all happened because Patrick sucks! Thursday July 15 Quote of the DAY ROMAN, TO HOPE ... Welcome to our nightmare! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK Oh no! Are you a cop? Oh no! ROMAN My gut instinct is tellin' me that guy doesn't like cops. TEK Face it man, your wife kicked the bucket. Even Celeste said so. BO Celeste is a dingbat with a big hat! I don't buy any of her crap! Plus, she might be Stefano in disguise ... HARRY POTTY Dear me, he is quite the unbeliever, isn't he ... ALICE Welcome to Club Med, Hope! CAROLINE It's girls night tonight so the cocktails are on the house! MARLENA Rock on dudes and dudettes! The heavyweights are back in action! Wednesday July 14 Quote of the DAY MARLENA (to Roman) I never stopped loving you ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN I know, the shirt is pretty awesome, isn't it? DON HO Thieves! They are all thieves! PATRICK Oh no! It's a shark! I must hit it ... HOPE Patrick, that's your foot. PATRICK Ouch! Why didn't you tell me that sooner! BO Look, Hope - I'm swimming with the sharks! HOPE (raises eyebrow) Now that's a REAL man! Wednesday July 14 Quote of the DAY BO My wife's name is Hope and that's not a damned coincidence! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TEK Hey, you gave me a shiner! JUDGE JUDY You really had that one coming, punk! BO Just get me a damned search and rescue chopper! TEK Hold on, I gotta turn on my computer first ... JAN I am engaged and sorry and where's Shawn? BELLE He doesn't love meeeeeeee anymore! PHIL Jan, you are a creep but let's all have tea ... BELLE Hey, that rhymes with meeeeee! REX I'm just a guy who fell from the sky. My name isn't Rick but I have a great big ... MIMI REX! Don't tell the others about your big big secret! REX You need a bath. And please turn off the lights this time so I can pretend you're Belle. LUCAS I love you Scami. SAMI I hate you too, Lucas! BO Hoooooope! Come back so I don't have to work with these little pukes! Tuesday July 13 Quote of the DAY BO You cannot shoot that plane down!! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ADMIRAL Says who? MICHAEL MORE God I hate these war mongers! What's the temperature in here? TEK Maybe I can help. Then again, maybe not. HOPE I don't like this, Patrick, and I don't like you. PATRICK Hah! And they said I couldn't fly! Well, I've got news for them - I can't! Say, is that a weather balloon ...? HARRY POTTY That's why I always travel by owl or broomstick - By Jove, it's much safer ... JENNIFER Oh no! Jack you look green! JACK Patrick's on his way to our romantic getaway. I suddenly feel ill ... MAGGIE (RED) Say, is that young licenseless pilot unattached? Friday July 9 QUOTE OF THE DAY BELLE Oh my god, Jan Spears! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PHILIP Wow! You sure are lookin' good! BELLE Hmph! She's at least two sizes smaller than meeeeee. JOHN Someone hit me on muh head and Uh think it was cos 'o Nicole an Crystal ... BRADY What the hell ...? TONY Oh, for God's sake - let's pick up the bloody pace! JOHN Uh think Uh'm hearin' DiMera agin... Gotta call muh IRS contacts ... or is that ISA? TONY Bloody amateurs! Thursday July 8 QUOTE OF THE DAY CRYSTAL, TO JOHN I'm going to tell you everything ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Must be the way I modulated muh voice! JAN Sorry, Nicole, there's not enough room for two psycho villainesses on this show ... BELLE Why oh why does it always have to be about meeeee? HOPE Patrick, have you ever piloted a plane before? PATRICK Not with a shirt on, no ... Wednesday July 7 QUOTE OF THE DAY JACK I don't know any Patrick Lockheart! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK I'm Rambo ... JACK Geesh, what a clown! JENNIFER I love you, Jack! JACK The viewers love us too, Jennifer ... so much charm, magic - who could resist?! JOHN I am gonna punch out this whole town till I know who killed muh wife ... JAN Oh no! I lost my favorite barbie again! BELLE Stop talking about meeeeeeeeeeeeee! Tuesday July 6 QUOTE OF THE DAY CELESTE Hope Brady is going to die! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Yaddyyaddyyaddy! HOPE (raises eyebrow) Not before I punch out Patrick for being such a macho jackass! JENNIFER Jack, be careful! That's not a real owl with Harry Potty! I'm just imagining it! JACK I'll save you Jennifer! Just hang on for a few more days or weeks or whatever ... Tuesday July 5 QUOTE OF THE DAY JACK I'm coming Jennifer, I'll save you! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER You said that last week and I'm still hanging by a thread here! JACK Oops, yes sorry about that. I dropped by the DiMera mansion. It was casino night ... you understand ... The Count is always the best host! BONNIE Hey, that sounds like yet another place where I'm not wanted! Can I come, too? PATRICK Only if you have a quarter that glows in the dark like mine. HARRY POTTY Errr ... excuse me, might I have my magical coin back? I am unable to fly without it ... JACK Say! That's the punk that crashed the party and won all my money at the five card stud table with that creepy owl! I'll be with you shortly Jennifer, must first take care of some unfinished business ... Wed. June 30 QUOTE OF THE DAY JACK I'm coming Jennifer, hold on ...! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ROMAN Damn you DiMera, you always have the best tan! ABE I think I can come up with a way to get off this island. You guys with me? TYCOON TONY I'll have my people call your people. H. FORD That island is one happening adventure ... gotta get myself on there, too! TEK Kiss me again, baby. LEXIE I just can't look at you the same way since my mom googled you ... As a matter of fact, I'd sooner eat snakes! JACK Snakes?! Oh no, not again! TYCOON TONY Fear not, my private jet is on its way. We'll just have to make a brief stopover in Jordan. His Majesty has invited me for an early lunch again and doesn't like to be kept waiting ... ROMAN Will I get a doggie bag? ABE Shhhhh! I'm still thinking ... Tuesday June 29 QUOTE OF THE DAY BO, to PATRICK ... Maybe you're smarter than you look! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK Don't count on it ... BONNIE I might be knocked up. JULIE I'll knock you upside your head, you piece of trash! TONY Clearly you both need finishing school. I have a contact in Switzerland. I'll try to get you both in ... SHAWNBOY Ouch my head ... Who am I? Oh, now I remember, I am Belle Black ... BELLE This just proves that everybody wants to be meeeeee! MICKEY I'm just like Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever"! Monday June 28 QUOTE OF THE DAY ... ROMAN What the hell are you doin' here? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA I have waited so long to hear you say that again! MAGGIE It's true, she has. MARLENA Where's Tony? MAGGIE He refused to come back out after I asked to see his tiger scars again ... I hope Mickey moves on. I mean, he's not even the same person anymore! ROMAN I think all our loved ones'll move on. It's storyline dictated, ya know ... BONNIE Mickey! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! JERRY SPRINGER Hey, that Bonnie and Mickey stuff was ripped offa my show! MICHAEL MORE Real Salem is sinking fast ... where's my thermometer? TYCOON TONY It's bloody broken! Here, you may borrow my Cartier one if you like ... JACK Today Salem Island, tomorrow the world when I fight off all snakes in the temple of doom! H. FORD Excuse me, I'm here for my audition ...? MR. X Sorry son, you just don't have what it takes. |