| QUOTE OF THE DAY CELESTE I found cases on the Internet ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CELESTE There is a most celestial site called the DaysCafe with the most extraordinary dialogues, dahling ... LEXIE Yeah, mom, we're on it right now ... sniff sniff ... ABE I am impotent. CELESTE But Tek is a home wrecker! I have proof he is just an ignorant slut, dahling! LEXIE Groovy. The more ignorant the better! TEK Cripes, they told me this was the Miami Vice set! Where's the ocean? my boat? my partner? NANCY Who cares! Chloe is alive ... BRADY Oh my gosh! Then she should get captured too so we can be captured together! Does she know I am now a fiddler on the roof? LUCAS That's more like a gypsy scarf, man! BRADY Oh my gosh, you mean gypsies play fiddles on the roof, too? Then Chloe can sing along! (sings) If I were a rich man ... LUCAS You are rich, dude! VIC Not anymore he's not! I am revising my will on account of him being too big a dufus to be any relation of mine! I am now leaving the bulk of my estate to Pia Zadora ... Tuesday May 24 Quote of the DAY BONNIE A jailbreak - that's it! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BONNIE We'll all break free of the nuttiness! MIMI I need to get out of this stupid orange outfit that so clashes with my hair ... CHLOE Lemme outta the bandage already! TONY This bloody beret is getting tighter by the day! MARLENA Oh my gosh, will they ever let me out of John's shadow? Golly! JUDGE WHO LOOKS LIKE DEAD RINGER FOR DONNA PESCOE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER" FAME ... Will they ever let me escape from the 1970s with a new, more modern hairdo? Something more with it, like a Farrah Fawcett cut? Monday May 23 Quote of the DAY JOHN Remember this isn't happening now ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Blah blah and bloody blah! VICTOR NEWMAN You're damn right it's not happening and I don't even know my name so I'm not happening either ... TONY I hereby challenge you to a duel! BRADY We almost did it, guys - we almost passed ourselves off as the new Menudo! SAMI Lucas? LUCAS Vive la France! Long live the Republic! TONY And what praytell do you have to add, brother dear? JOHN When yer this big, they call ya mister ... MARLENA Gosh golly, well I guess they do. Friday May 20 Quote of the DAY JACK Things are getting strange ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Indeed. A she is a he ... MIMI My lawyer is a bigamist ... VICTOR NEWMAN I'll tell you what's strange - I can't even remember my off screen name since working these damn long hours for 50 years, you got that! But God bless me anyway wherever I am! ABE I am the voice of justice and I say Tek should be arrested for having a name that sounds like Tick! VICTOR NEWMAN Neil, you look so different all of a sudden ... TONY Bloody hell, he's gone and wandered onto our set again! Be off, I say! There is only room for one powerful European on this lot - and it happens to be moi! Thursday May 19 Quote of the DAY REX We're in a war zone ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR STANMI The war of wacked out Gestapo veterans from the Second World War. Whatever. I have more important things to think about than wars or my kid back home or the fact that Lucas has a gun on me. I mean ... my mawm my dad my mawm my dad ... CELESTE All mothers will be unhappy next Mother's Day! MR. SKULL Can anyone direct me to the Killer storylines set? JACK You are in the right place, my friend! Pull up a chair! JENNIFER Would you like some herbal tea? AUSSIE/SWISS GUARD Puttink you hands in da air - naw! BRADY The Allies! We're doomed! REX According to my history book, we might now end up escaping to another country or we will be imprisoned ... SHAWN Not another freakin cage! Wednesday May 18 Quote of the DAY TONY Welcome! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Say, boss, can I have a cigar? TONY Only if you promise not to eat it this time. Bloody hell, what an expensive day that was! First you consumed my expensive Cuban tobacco, only to need the day off work. I was most inconvenienced ... BART Sorry boss. I'll never assume they're chocolate again! AMERICAN MARINE (on radio) Sir, I'm serious! I called in to report it right away. That's right. Four wackos dressed like the Gestapo who think they're in the Alps. (pause) You're right, sir. It's best to let them escape and pretend they're not Americans ... Tuesday May 17 Quote of the DAY CELESTE What is happening? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR Dahlings, I see ... a slow pace, repetition, young men in trenches dressed as the Gestapo shooting at themselves, so much silliness ... VOICE Like sands almost thru the hourglass ... STANMI What next, boss? BART Only I can call him that! TONY My next plan is to blow up everyone's television in protest of my lack of a love interest! BART Kaboom! Monday May 16 Quote of the DAY STANMI Please protect and watch over my son Will ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS What a coincidence! I have a son called Will too but he's French, seeing as I'm the leader of the World War 2 French resistance! Say, are you free for dinner tonight, cherie? STANMI Mais oui! I always had a weakness of a man with a gun and a moustache ... Can you by any chance cook, too? Friday May 13 Quote of the DAY JOHN I'm a drug addict ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN And you're the drug, doc! KATE I can be aspirin.. JOHN Nope. ROMAN What da hell has he got dat I don't! MARLENA We're not allowed to say on daytime tv ... Thursday May 12 Quote of the DAY MIMI I could go to death row ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MIMI But really it's this storyline that should go to death row! BILLIE Chelsea might die, poor girl, I almost forgot since I have been busy looking for her. PHIL Belle, is that you? BELLE May the force be with you. Live long and prosper. PHIL Nanoo nanoo! DARTH VADER I am your father! TONY Don't be bloody ridiculous! (Sighs) So many rebels, so little time ... Wednesday May 11 Quote of the DAY JAN You are toast! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TEK Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Come on girls, get in the mud! ABE Lexie, I want to go home now! TEK I'm not Lexie. ABE I know you're not! Lexie smells way better! NICOLE Lemme see, how to peel an onion ... BRADY I am so impressed that you have taken an interest in the homefront while I defend ... um ... attack ... no, um that's lead ... um shoot ... no defend ... SHAWN Why do they keep covering my cute Tom Cruise lookalike face with this dumb hat! LUCAS Helmet. SHAWN Who the heck is he?! REX I have amazing news, guys. It's V-Day! The war is over! I can go home and kiss Mims like in one of those old war photos! Vive la France! God save the Queen! Ike is right! Tuesday May 10 Quote of the DAY MARLENA Secrets have a way of coming out ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE Like my third left false eyelash - the damn things keeps coming out! STAN/SAMI Mimi's secret will come out ... REX Mimi is my girlfriend and my fiancee! If she has a secret, I have a right to know so don't tell me okay! STAN Ready to gossip, fellas? This is kinda like desperate potential housewives in the trenches. BRADY At ease,men! We will now move our p.o.w. to the holding area ... SHAWN What's that? Not that I care! This is stranger stuff than Jan's freakin' cage! REX The place where we stand and hold his arm, dummy! LUCAS You guys are so outta your league, I think I'll just shoot you all right now! HOPE Do us all a favor and blow up my storyline while you're at it! Monday May 9 Quote of the DAY JAN Murderer ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BILLIE I kill people's storylines! MIMI I killed my almost baby with Rex but I bet it never was cos they like to kill certain storylines! SHAWN Somebody killed my hairdo again ... Rats. BRADY People are fighting and we might get killed, people! REX Stop trashing the cafeteria food again, man! LUCAS Party on! Time for a most Transylvanian food fight! SAMI It's high time a female crashed this stag party anyhow. Friday May 6 Quote of the DAY TONY You have my word ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Boss, how come you're crossing your fingers behind your back like that? TONY You fool! I thought I gave you the day off! BART Ya did but there's too many scorpions hangin around these ski slopes! SHAWN SR I cannot believe tey now tell me tat Caroline died - for te secondt time! Where's me whisky? ROMAN Yer upset, pop? SHAWN SR Yer darn right I am, laddie! I never got te collect her life insurance twice! Thursday May 5 Quote of the DAY MARLENA I've got to tell you something ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Since I got released, my company's shares have been going skyhigh! I'm back, baby! JOHN I always knew you were Martha Steward! SAMI Kate will pay! I will pay! You will pay! Don't pay a cent event! No money down! TONY The girl has gone mad ... BART Geesh, boss, I told ya not to get her that Walmart card! Wednesday May 4 Quote of the DAY VICTOR Tony's cruise of the damned ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Thank you - I do have a reputation to uphold in villainous circles worldwide! SAMI Ahhhhh! TONY How lovely to hear your cooperative little voice, Samantha ... VIC Damn you DiMera! TONY Cocktails anyone? I certainly hope not because only I will be drinking up on deck, luxuriating in my wealth, power, brilliance ... BART Cripes, maybe if I stand in your shadow, Count D, some of that good fortune will fall on me, huh! TONY Where is my Earl Grey? BART Who the heck is he? Are we expecting company? Tuesday May 3 Quote of the DAY SAMI I don't want to die! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS Sami, is that you?! SAMI I hear Lucas but I can't see him. There's 3 guys from an old war movie and also this cute French resistance fighter ... LUCAS That's me! ROMAN Why did ya sell my house? KATE I realized it would be tragic for me to end up being a Mrs. Brady in a middle class house, sorry ... ROMAN Why did ya sell my house? KATE You bore me. I like to dress up like a madam and cheat and lie and cause trouble, all with this great Joan Collins make up ... ROMAN So yer tellin me my house is gone? SHAWN Hey it's too dark! I can't see Philip anywhere! SERGEANT BRADY Your helmet is covering your eyes. SHAWN Oh, I knew that cos like that's how like I hurt my ankle ... REX It is way cool being a Ghostbuster! ROMAN Cen ye find my ghost house? Monday May 2 Quote of the DAY BRADY I got a lead ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY According to the DaysCafe spoilers, we are gonna be in trouble soon. REX We're already in trouble,man! I can't see outta this helmet! And when's the Red Baron gonna show up? PHIL Party hardy rescue fever! LUCAS Shhh, did you hear that? I think it was a wolf! BRADY No, that was my stomach growling. I didn't have lunch today. COLONEL KLINK Vell, Hogan, vat do you tink you are doink! I gonna report zis activity and zen you vill be shot by rubber studio bullets! SHAWN Cool, we'll all get like this amazing buzz ... Friday April 29 Quote of the DAY ROMAN Tony is dead! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Wrong again! Wrong again! MARLENA Gosh, that's the second time he hasn't died. Everything is in twos now ... JOHN Like muh love life! BO Billie, that's not what I meant went I said ta get a jump start! BILLIE Look Bow! I took a leap of faith! BRADY Ok men, get ready to save Private Ryan ... SHAWN So how come we're dressed like Germans? REX I got the uniforms through mail order. LUCAS Man, you guys are out to lunch! I got a slick moustache, no body fat - hell, I'm off to join the French resistance ...! Thursday April 28 Quote of the DAY POW! (the sound of Jack punching Patrick) LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK See Lockhard, I do sock hard! Jack is back so Jen and I are on track! REX Like party on, clouds, man! I feel like I'm flyin! SHAWN That's cos like we are ... BRADY Far out! That cloud looks just like Chloe! LUCAS Man, these guys must have air bubbles in their brains! JOHN Doc! MARLENA John! John! JOHN Doc! BILLIE Bo, this house is abandoned which means that it's where Georgia is ... BELLE I am so worried about Shawn. MIMI That he'll get killed? BELLE No, that he'll tell Philip I love him more before he gets killed, silly! Wednesday April 27 Quote of the DAY MAGGIE Anything is possible ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA I know! Take this lounge, for instance. They have such good fries, I'd rather chow down before heading home to my buff hubby ... Oh no! It's John and Kate smooching and ... how dare they take the best bottle of ketchup!!! I need those for my french fries ... ROMAN We're in big trouble now, doc. I just got a call from Shane Donovan of the ISA an he wants to charge us with illegally callin freedom fries french fries! JACK Wow, it's my son! PATRICK I am not your son! JACK Oh, guess they only decided to age Abby. Just as well. My boy would be way better looking! JENNIFER I am so lucky to have you back, Jack, because now I won't be needing any caffeine ... JOHN Lemme see muh doc, already! She's the only drug I need! Tuesday April 26 Quote of the DAY MARLENA We're home! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Look at that couple necking - they look just like our spouses. How cute is that! Oh my goodness, they are our spouses! JOHN Is that you, doc? MARLENA By golly, it sure is! I've been away at the DiMera spa ... JOHN (drops Kate, grabs Marlena) Come 'ere! Time fer some real good neckin! JACK Hello, ladies. Jennifer, I am so sorry. JENNIFER You don't have to apologize for being gone. It wasn't your fault. JACK I wasn't. I was talking about that terrible sweater they made you wear for our happy romantic reunion! Still, we're an amazing supercouple that can weather any storm together, even a lousy wardrobe! ROMAN What da hell! Looks like doc's face is turnin blue! KATE Nothing like kissing your breath away - come here, hubby of mine! Monday April 25 Quote of the DAY REX I love you, Mimi, and I wanna marry you ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN I got me two women fer marriage - so put that in yer pipe and smoke it, son! SHAWN What's your secret? JOHN I'm a buff, tough Squint-o-matic! SHAWN No I was like talking about your pipe like where can I get one just like that? I'm under pressure cos the Belles changed too many times in the past year. MARLENA Gosh, we'll be home soon and I look even younger than back when Stefano was a teenie bopper! LION KING KATE Welcome to the circle of life. BRADY Say, I know what this is! We're playing Queer Eye For the Straight Guy! NURSE NICOLE I am not a guy in drag - it's me, you twirp! Friday April 22 Quote of the DAY GUARD #1 Bad news ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PHIL I know, the ratings are still in a funk ... BILLIE Georgia! Chelsea! Georgia! BO Hope, I think she needs enough space ... ta go straight ta another network! BRADY Gentlemen, we are ready to take off and defeat the Red Barron once and for all! SHAWN Good cos like I never liked Snoopy anyhow ... Thursday April 21 Quote of the DAY BRADY I know that you can work miracles, God ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY God, only you can let me have a life and a brain again, give us all careers, have us speak in a manner that makes sense and save my sight from preventing me from being able to see Chloe when she is standing on top of me. KENNY CORDAY Well, my plate's pretty full these days but I'll see what I can do ... SHAWN Smoke this an you'll see God everywhere, man! JOHN Tell me about it. Wednesday April 20 Quote of the DAY BART You can't be dead! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Of course I'm not bloody dead! Andre, however, does have only numbered days on this planet ... BART Ok, boss, but don't ask me to number them. Math was never my strong point. ROMAN Cool phone, let's call an order some pizza huh! PARIS (aka Cassie) Oh daddy! I'm so happy! ROMAN About de pizza? PARIS No, about me! I have the nicest hair outside of the castle, too! BILLIE I will now adopt Georgia without knowing she is she because that's who I am, that's who I'm all about. Georgia Georgie Georgia. Hug me Bow. Hope is evil. She kills people by not answering the phone. ROMAN Say Hope, how 'bout I give ye dis here phone! TONY What kind of bloody dialogue is this? Bart, let me return to the castle pit - it's not half as dull as these Salem folk! Tuesday April 19 Quote of the DAY BRADY Let's do it! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWN Do what? BRADY He seems to be suffering from short term memory loss - and long term memory loss as well. REX Far out, dudes! We are like so connected! LUCAS Si, amigos! ROMAN Doc, I'm on fire! MARLENA You old stud muffin you! ROMAN No really, I'm on fire! I'm smokin ... SHAWN Party on, Iowa! Monday April 18 Quote of the DAY TONY This is not a joke Bart ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART Oh yeah. Sir, what's the difference between a joke and a joke Bart? TONY Welcome to hell, dear friends! ROMAN Man, Tony, ye sure know how ta throw a barbecue! Beef burger anyone? PARIS (aka Cassie) DADDY! ROMAN Awright, sweetheart, I'll jes serve veggie burgers ... JACK Take that, you dastardly Count - and that! Geesh, this water pistol is a hoot! Friday April 15 Quote of the DAY SHAWN We're a team ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR REX What exactly do you mean, dude? SHAWN Like our most Excellent Adventure is now also known as the Three Amigos! REX And we are three most excellent ninjas who wanna kick back! BRADY I can see now that you two clearly need my help. REX AND SHAWN Party hardy! PARIS (Cassie) Oh gross me out like I broke a nail in this dumb like castle! Where's that candle! OLD GUARD Hey babe ... PARIS Eww! get away from me like you horny old toad or I'll burn your favorite carpet! MARLENA My gosh things are happening fast all of a sudden and it's a good thing that I'm having such a good hair day today too ... Thursday April 14 Quote of the DAY MARLENA We're going home! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWN Party on, most excellent! REX What a buzz, dude! I just had the most excellent big hack attack! SHAWN Excellent plan most excellent John Black! REX Party on, rescue fever like far out, dude! ROMAN Doc, I'm gunna dig a tunnel ta Disneyland wit dis here spoon now so git back cos I don't wanna getcha dirty ... Wednesday April 13 Quote of the DAY NICOLE I saw Chloe! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BRADY You said you saw Chloe in my toothpaste, the soap, the cereal this morning, my socks, the newspaper, the television, and Ken Corday's shoe, for crying out loud! NICOLE Ok, so I'm a little sensitive! CHLOE Hello, Brady. NICOLE What in the world is Bruce Willis' girlfriend doing here?! Tuesday April 12 Quote of the DAY BRADY Chloe Lane, will you marry me? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR NICOLE She's dead! NANCY Oh, be quiet, you sleazy ostrich! FATHER ANTONIO Why is that man talking to a Tiffany vase and why can't I be in my church anymore? SHAWN AND REX It's time for Rex and Shawn's Excellent Adventure to begin! SHAWN Let's go and rescue somebody, dude! REX Party on, Transylvania, here we come! JOHN Make me wish Uh was young agin! Monday April 11, 2005 Quote of the DAY SHAWN I Remember! LINE THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWN I remember when people in Salem had jobs, lives, identities, reactions that weren't half demented and I also remember how Jan kidnapped me, kept me locked in a tiny cell, and tortured me for months on end ... BELLE Poor Jan. I feel so sorry for her. She must have been desperate. SHAWN And I also remember when this stuff made sense! REX Wow, your long term memory is amazing, in that case. Come work at Bonnie's so we can both be associate bartenders. Friday April 8, 2005 Quote of the DAY MIMI Oh my God! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MIMI Oh my God, I broke a nail! KEYSTONE COP That's quite a coincidence, ma'm seeing as we just found a nail. Can you describe your one that broke? MIMI It was a hang nail ... KEYSTONE COP Was it pink? MIMI No. KEYSTONE COP Then you're not on our suspect list. The nail we found is a pink one so we'll be needing to get it down to the ER to save it before we find the hand it was attached to. Coming through, make way, the Keystone Cops are in the house! STAN Actually we're outside. KEYSTONE COP Thanks for letting me know. I'll be back tomorrow to get your statement so don't go anywhere, stay here, behind the bushes! BO Pet Trick, get the hell outta my DiMeraless house so I can go back to the station and save the Salem P.D. already! Thursday April 7 Quote of the DAY MIMI You are so dead! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JAN Yes, I know I'm drop dead gorgeous ... CHELSEA Stay away from my man! BILLIE Woohoo! Let's ride the bull - I do it with my storyline every day Bow Bow Bow Georgia Georgia! Woohoo! ABBY Do you wanna get a juice? CHELSEA My man! ABBY You know, your sentences get shorter every time you say something ... CHELSEA Man. PATRICK What are you girls doing here? CHELSEA My PATRICK Huh? What did you say? CHELSEA Mmm Wednesday April 6 Quote of the DAY SHAWN I'll find Philip and bring him home ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWN But first I'll have to brush up on my self-defense, sharp shooting, plane piloting skills, in addition to learning 5 international languages in the next 24 hours and infiltrating global clandestine groups ... I cannot believe this crap - first they make me stand around like a do nothing, now I have to be in some freakin' video game! JAN You can be my SuperMario anytime! Tuesday April 5 Quote of the DAY JOHN (raising eyebrow) I am ISA and you are under arrest ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SOVIET STAN No, I not needing a rest, tanks. JOHN You're a pusher! SOVIET STAN I not pushing nobody. JOHN You're not even a man! SOVIET STAN At least I not always havink bad hair day! JOHN That's it, you're toast, pal! Shoot me up, shoot me, kidnap muh wife ... but nobody makes fun of muh hair! Yer goin down! SOVIET STAN Vat does dat mean - you going down? JOHN Dunno but I been saying it fer years ... When you're as buff as I am, hell, does it even matter what ye say? Monday April 4 Quote of the DAY NANCY This has gone on too long! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR CHLOE I know. You and Craig have been without a good romantic scene for years and so many people are hoping, hoping, hoping! SHAWN Look out Castro, I'm comin for you! BO Philip's not in Cuba, son. SHAWN Oh. I mean, I knew that. BELLE I hope I'm not like pregnant because then I'll have to whine for at least another six months ... MIMI Hey Salem, I HAD AN ABORTION SO BE QUIET ABOUT IT AND DON'T SCREAM ABOUT IT LIKE ME ON THE PIER!!! Friday April 1 Quote of the DAY REX The rescue mission is on! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Time for everybody to gather round and watch television! I give you all my latest creation - the Dimera channel! BART Yowza! I gotta get me some popcorn, boss! TONY How many times do I have to tell you - Crystal champagne simply does not go with popcorn! MARLENA He's right and even my alter ego Martha Steward would be aghast that you drink Crystal champagne with that ... BART Who the heck is Crystal and who says I'm gonna steal her champagne?! JOHN Damn it, another action movie without me in it! I need another fix ... TONY Don't take it so hard, brother dear. The castle theatre group is holding auditions and we could always use an extra pawn or two! JOHN You are the devil incarnate! TONY Why, thank you. I do my best ... Thursday March 31 Quote of the DAY TONY I only play to win ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Chess, Poker, Blackjack, Roulette, and, of course, the Game of Life! BART So much for organizing a castle bowling team. BELLE Philip! Shawn! Shawn! Philip! Boohoo! So many hunks, so little dates - what's a girl to do???! JAN I do I do I do I do I do - Abba. BELLE Huh? What are you talking about? JAN Music always makes me feel better. The lyrics in songs make me feel closer to Shawn. SHAWN I want you to go away! JAN Not you, silly - Shawn Cassidy. He's my latest obsession. Wednesday March 30 Quote of the DAY TONY I hope it's good news ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BART It's always good news when we're around, boss! TONY Indeed. BART Say, I thought we were in the castle, not in DEED! DR. HO Ok Philip, you ready to try this high power, muscle relaxer now? PHIL Sure, what the heck, why not! Gimme your best zap! TONY (sighs) So many enemies, so little time! STAN Vell vell, Valmart now hevink a good sale on ze amerikan dolls ... I gotta go torment Meemee vit dis tink! Tuesday March 29 Quote of the DAY JENNIFER I thought he was here! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK I was here - I mean there - but then I really wasn't! And the viewers thought I would be there with you but I wasn't so now the ratings are in a funk ... SAMI Funk reminds me of disco. I hate disco! STAN And I hate you! Plus, I am way more interesting, which is why I should be your permanent replacement ... BILLIE Patrick, where did you put my Georgia doll? PATRICK Let's go down to the pier and go skinny dipping. JENNIFER Would you like me to make some coffee first? BO Shawn, ya need ta get a damn job already! SHAWN How dare you like criticize me for like being a big do nothing - you know it's the writers' fault, not mine! BO Then they need ta get a job! Monday March 28 Quote of the DAY BO What's it gonna be ...? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Am I gonna have to stand around in this lousy shirt surrounded by this doomed Billie storyline for much longer or am I gonna walk right out that door to another soap? What's it gonna be? Me or her! BILLIE You mean you want the network to choose between you and Georgia? Oh Bow! BO I was talkin about you! Either the dingbat goes and I get a decent shirt - or I go! HOPE And I'm going with him! Friday March 25 Quote of the DAY JACK The phoenix will not rise again! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY Of course I shall not rise any further. There is nowhere to climb from the summit of a mountain! BART I don't get it boss, we're on a tall mountain here? TONY I was speaking metaphorically, of course. BART Oh. Metaphorically ... Is that anything like Greek? TONY You bloody idiot! BART Now that's a language I understand! |