| Friday December 9 Quote of the DAY NICOLE I am interested in High Style's products ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR THUMP I love that ever since I dropped by, everything has become corporate and upscale. All you need now are some luxury cars ... LUCAS We even had the Newman jet for the day! AUSTIN This is one classy restaurant. SAMI It used to be called Club Echelon, back in the days when I didn't have this youngish Princess Grace image and before Lucas and Austin were executives. NICOLE My name is Grandma Moses and I'd like to speak to the CEO ... KATE Hmmm, double click on ... SECURITY Stop right there! KATE I knew I should have gotten a Dell! THE DELL GUY Yeeah, like, me too! NICOLE Brady, you're back? KATE Wake up and smell the perfume - that's the Dell guy. LUCAS I just love these corporate days - and the corporate jet. DELL GUY Huh! What does that mean? What is goin on here? NICOLE Gosh. He sounds like Brady, too ... Thursday December 8 Quote of the DAY AUSTIN There is someone else ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR AUSTIN But I never met her yet cos we just talked on the Internet so far. Her code name's Lucky. LUCAS Man oh man, that was me! I figured since you called yourself Austin, you wouldn't be a guy Austin, you'd be some chick who likes to read Jane Austin! SAMI I like to read Jane Austin and I will take whatever brother I can get! KATE Stay away from my sons! Hiss! CARRIE I miss Austin. EAGER SIDEKICK That reminds me - go on a date on the moon with Lucas or they will make me keep smiling so much, my face will freakin crack! WILL Look ma, no cavities! SHAWN Way to go, big guy! JOHN Doctors know medicine - and that's a fact. By the way, North, Uh know yuh love muh wife, but life loves me more so ye can't love my wife when she's muh life ... DOUG My wife is attending a wedding on another soap opera, without me. Should I be worried? JOHN Doc gave up muh buff and tough Dex Dexter persona for the likes of the Forrest Gump of Daytime, aka Alex North. At this point we should all be worried ... THUMP I tried to fire him already but he keeps coming back. JENNIFER But Jack I know is alive because last Jack night Jack, I had a dream about Jack and it's winter so everyone knows there will be Jack Frost! Wednesday December 7, 2005 Quote of the DAY AUSTIN I have to finish getting ready ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SAMI You just put your shirt on, though. AUSTIN Oh. Then I guess I'll take it off again. SAMI I have been researching your journal but Carrie better not come back or - POW, right in the kisser! CARRIE But I've never seen my new niece, baby Claire ... BELLE (gasps) Neither have I! For months they make me pretend she's there but there's only air and I just can't take it anymore! No wonder I'm freaking out! TV world is so confusing it makes me want to scream! All I ever wanted was to be one of those Charlie's Angels ... Tuesday December 6 Quote of the DAY ROMAN The search has been called off ... There's no hope ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Hope's right here, bro! HOPE Hello. ROMAN What da hell? She's not on my Homeland Security possible boat pick ups list ... JENNIFER What about Jack? Where's Jack? ROMAN We dunno. DOUG I do! He's probably been abducted by some of those Y&R gremlins! They kidnapped my Julie, too ... Monday, December 5 Quote of the DAY HOPE Why is this happening? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JIMMY REILLY How many times do I have to tell you guys - I don't talk to the actors! BO Be that as it may, yer illegally parked so I'm gonna have to give you a ticket. JIMMY REILLY It's make believe! BO Nope. That's a Chinese scooter - and it looks like a knock off so you could be in double trouble. JIMMY REILLY And you're make believe! HOPE Hold it right there, mister! Bo is as real as his ... well, let's just say he is as real as real ... ALEX Do you need do-cu-ments-to-prove it? JIMMY REILLY Get off my computer screen! Those are last week's lines! Creepy hackers ... BART Let the games begin! TONY Indeed. Friday December 2 Quote of the DAY JENNIFER He is alive! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER (sings) Fairytales do come true But they won't happen to you If you're on this show ... JACK (sings) Cars get stuck Lives run amuck Just not for Hope and Bo! JENNIFER And if ratings survive And go past a hundred and five JACK Then maybe at last - They can afford to keep me alive ... JACK AND JENNIFER (still singing) At NBC you'll have a head start And the best part Is that you'll be among the very wacked at heart ... JIMMY REILLY (not singing) You can say that again! JACK That again. Thursday December 1 Quote of the DAY LUCAS It's you! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS You're the guy from Baywatch! BO So jump in the water and save Jack, will ya? FRANKIE No can do. David Hasselhoff has my lifejacket. JENNIFER Noooo! It can't be true! I will never believe you know David Hasselhoff until I SEE HIM!!! KENNY CORDAY Julie, what were you doing on the Young and Restless today? JULIE Sorry, dear. I took a wrong turn again and ended up at CBS. You seen one studio you seen 'em all! Wednesday November 30 Quote of the DAY BELLE He's a total stranger! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWN So are you! I mean, you're the third freakin Belle, for crying out loud! RED RIDING HOOD MARLENA I have to choose Alex because as the story goes, I do choose the Big Bad Wolf. SHAWN Say Mimi, wanna move in together? MIMI Um, we do live together. SHAWN Oh yeah! PATRICK I saved Bo and brought him to the surface! BO That's not me, it's a giant squid. Just proves what a dork you are, Lockhard. Tuesday November 29 Quote of the DAY HOPE Why Jack? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR BO Contract talks. They're playin hardball. KEYSTONE COP Someone's car is down at the bottom of the water but we don't have the manpower to dive and Frankie Baywatch lost his lifesaving license ... BO Wimps! I'm goin down myself. PATRICK Lemme help - I'm a wannabe Bo! HOPE Dear God, let Bo come back with his manly buns intact ... Monday November 28 Quote of the DAY MIMI I have a confession to make ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MIMI I don't think it's Thanksgiving anymore. SHAWN So it's like Halloween? ALEX I must fly a-way on my mot-or broom ... JACK God, what is happening? KATE Please God, let me be wrong. KENNY CORDAY God this! God that! Can't you people see I'm busy? Take a number and wait your turn! Geesh! Friday November 25 Quote of the DAY HOPE Hi, I'm Kristian Alfonso ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR HOPE If you would like to relive more fun, please log in to www.dayscafe.com ... BO Who are you? And where the heck is Hope! Oh no, Princess Gina is back! HOPE I know what you're all thinking out there and yes it's true - I only married him for the shirtless alerts. JULIE Doug sweetie, I am so glad Kenny Corday and Jimmy Reilly had you come back from the dead. JIMMY REILLY What else could we do - he was just too darn upbeat to die! DOUG Say, you look like Lauren Fenmore's mother! What did you do with my Julie! HOPE That's www.dayscafe.com. Let's all be dysfunctional together for another great 40 years! Wednesay November 23 Quote of the DAY JACK My last supper ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK And there is no schnitzel in sight! I must drive to Europe to get schnitzel because the fair Jennifer is hungry! MARLENA Golly! Well, pick me up some delicious Italian stuff while you're at it! KATE Ditto. I sure could use a nice big Neopolitan delight for dessert! Preferably one with a mustache ... Tuesday November 22 Quote of the DAY LUCAS Austin is not as smart as you think he is ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SAMI I don't think he's smart, he just looks good coming out of the shower in a towel. Wait a minute! What's that old paper plate? Lucas, how could you! You stole my Schnitzel! And that means I have nothing for dinner tonight! LUCAS I got it fair and square. And I got the potatoes too! SAMI Austin, Lucas stole our schnitzel! LUCAS All's fair in take out and war, big bro! CAPTAIN NORTH Ahoy there, mateees! I am a captain and I have do-cu-ments to prove it. Monday November 21 Quote of the DAY JACK Am I dead? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK Are you there God - it's me, Jack ... KENNY CORDAY Yes, I'm here. JACK Huh? BILLIE Jack, come back! JACK Only if you promise to stop slobbering all over me. BILLIE They're soap opera tears! ALEX I have do-cu-ments to prove it. BILLIE God is mad at you! KENNY CORDAY Sure am. You were supposed to point out that God only watches NBC ... JACK I'm not worthy! SCHNITZEL Nobody in dis town is vorthy and even de great Schnitzel has bad days sometimes! Dere are some good behind de scenes nincampoops though! Friday November 18 Quote of the DAY BILLIE I'm calling 911! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK Because I took all my pills? BILLIE No, it's this outfit! I hate what they gave me to wear! FRANKIE Have some hot chocolate. BILLIE What are you doing here all by your lonesome? FRANKIE Oh, just hanging around, waiting for Jack to croak ... JOHN Is that thunder? MARLENA I am so upset it's going to snow and I still don't know who I am! JACK (singing) Oh the weather outside is shabby And the storylines so drabby When Count DiMera does show It'll be the most fun, you know! TONY Let is snow Let it snow Let it bloody snow! Thursday November 17 Quote of the DAY LUCAS You're a con artist ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS In this corner we have two yelling broads, in the other corner my big dork brother in a suit. But the biggest con artist of all is North! ALEX NORTH We are not in the same story Lu-cas. I have do-cu-ments to prove it ... JOHN You're right about dullsville being a con artist.That guy is a storyline infiltrator! He worms his way in and refuses to leave, even when his fellow castmates fall asleep and snore mid-scene! NORTH I am a se-cret a-gent. MARLENA Zzzzzz NORTH Doc is hys-ter-i-cal a-gain ... JOHN Zzzzzz SCHNITZEL What am I doink here vith dese nincampoops! I have a Phd. and am capable of the greatest things! LULU It's true. Without the Great Schnitzel, Lulu would be that much less ... Wednesday November 16 Quote of the DAY MARLENA It's like a movie ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA By golly it is a movie. Old footage from the 1980s but I look younger now! JOHN And that's a fact. SAMI Crash and burn, Lucas. NICOLE Hey Roman, lemme buy you a drink. ROMAN Only if I gotta pay. MICKEY I couldn't give a darn who pays! That's fifty - no a hundred bucks, cash. This is almost as good as ecommerce! MAGGIE Mickey! That's cleaning solution, not vodka! MICKEY What's the difference - we got happy customers on our hands. NICOLE Eeeeek! My hair is falling out! MICKEY What a shame. Here, have another Mr. Clean special - on the rocks. Tuesday November 15 Quote of the DAY MARLENA I remember ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA By Golly I remember our LOVE SONG JOHN Just proves I am the real deal! NORTH We were mar-ried, Hat-tie and me ... MARLENA Who is Hattie? JOHN A dame who now goes by the name of Martha Steward. SCHNITZEL I choose Thump's company! He is a Wall Street nincampoop! LULU He's not here. THUMP If the price or the plug is right, I'm everywhere. Let's make a deal. Sign on the dotted line. Big bucks ... AUSTIN You are such a cliche! THUMP Thanks. LULU Schnitzel, you are way too brilliant for words! SCHNITZEL And I know some secrets no one else does too. JOHN Cold war secrets - and that's a fact. Monday November 14 Quote of the DAY SCHNITZEL May the best man - and woman - win! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LULU Schnitzel is God! JIMMY REILLY No way! I am! LULU There is only one Schnitzel. JIMMY REILLY But without me, no one in Days world would even know there was a Schnitzel! SCHNITZEL Excellent point. My hat is off to you! BILLIE Huh? You aren't wearing a hat! But I can tell you about Countess Wilhemeina because it's my baby from the ISA. LUCAS Thanks, Billie - for nothing! BILLIE My pleasure. THREE AMIGOS JOHN, ALEX, ROMAN May be best buck win! Ole! MARLENA I have made up my mind. I am choosing ... the mailman. At least he doesn't repeat himself. Friday November 11 Quote of the DAY JACK Let's pretend - for now let's pretend ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK And I have a wirless notebook computer for you so you'll be connected from anywhere. Kind of a remembrance from me to you. I want you to keep it on always. JENNIFER Oh Jack! Now I can access the DaysCafe no matter where I am! JACK And we will all live forever. AUSTIN I've decided to pitch for the Hamburger account. EUGENIA Be that as it may, Lukieboy and I still have dibs on the cheese whiz account! Thursday November 10 QUOTE OF THE DAY AUSTIN I am here to stay ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR AUSTIN All these women are after me, what more could a guy want? ALEX Marlena and I will prove how special she is to me by giving her all my unused bingo cards. JOHN Move over, pal! BELLE Mimi, give me my blanket back! I am almost over this post-Bartum depression ... BARTMAN I hear ya blondie! Wednesday November 9, 2005 Quote of the DAY FRANKIE He did ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER I cannot believe it! Jack did that! FRANKIE I am so sorry. JACK It is high time you knew, Jennifer. Things are all out in the open now. JENNIFER I still can't believe you actually went on Amazon.com and looked at MY Gold Box! DR. PHIL I feel a crisis coming on. Here's my card, just in case you folks decide this marriage is worth saving. JACK Well, it wasn't all that great, Jennifer - just some costume jewelry and ... ALEX Did someone say jewelry? They don't call me the trinket man for nothing! Say, Katiegirl, wanna buy a gold watch?! Tuesday November 8 Quote of the DAY MARLENA (gasps) Stefano ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR KATE (also gasps) Alex, are you working for the DiMeras? ALEX No, I didn't even get short listed after the interview. The Count said I was too dull and somebody called Bart said I whispered too much. Then I went to Hogwarts Academy but they threw me out when they found out I'd lied on my student application form and was not 10 years old. Since then I've been making the rounds at the studios, trying to sell my trinkets and baubles. One day Days producers saw me swinging my trinket in the cafeteria and offered me this gig. Dunno how long it will last but once it's done, I'll be appearing on the shopping channel with Joan Rivers - after she starts returning my calls, that is ... I am now a bulk trinket designer. JOAN RIVERS Hah! Don't quit your day job, toots! THUMP Day job. I wonder what a day job is ... MICKEY Oh no, it's the guy with the yucky orange hair again! Quick, close the door before we all catch whatever he has! Monday November 7 Quote of the DAY MARLENA I've changed my mind LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA You bore me. Get out - and take your trinket with you! DR. NORTH Mar-len-a ... MIMI I pray that these storylines will pick up. Please, God! We need all the help we can get! SAMI Must go in bushes to pee ... NICOLE So do I win? Do I get to date the bachelor? BACHELOR AUSTIN That all depends how well you go with my suit. Decisions decisions! Friday November 4 Quote of the DAY NORTH Something keeps breaking my control ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN Ya think! KATE Oh my God, is that what I think it is? JOHN Yup. A pirated copy of the new Harry Potter movie. North might have the soundtrack but I downloaded the whole darn sucker! NORTH Doh! Foiled again! Thursday November 3 Quote of the DAY BOOKMAN Death awaits ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK You must be talking about the ratings again ... NICOLE Tell me who you love! AUSTIN No way, I am so older and wiser now that I hire dizzy dames like you and that psycho chatty cathy for corporate bliss in a dive of an apartment! SOPHIE Seeing as I'm in an evening gown and smiling, let's go get a burger! LUCAS Sami and I are over. She sounds like a foghorn and I don't want to go deaf. Wednesday November 2 Quote of the DAY BELLE What's wrong with me? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR SHAWN I'll tell ya what's wrong - you're the third Belle, that's the third Philip, and your kid is a freakin doll! BELLE I am so sad! Where are those sweet-tarts! Need sugar! SAMI LUCAS!!!!! LUCAS Where the heck is that foghorn anyhow! Oh, it's you. SAMI Kiss me! LUCAS No way. I never kiss guys, crikey! AUSTIN Say, where's my Irish spring soap? And who's been using my neat? Tuesday November 1 Quote of the DAY DR. NORTH Mar-len-a-and-I-are-in-lo-ve ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Marlena who? My name is Marlene Dietrich. Yes indeed. Bring that handsome buck to me at once! JOHN Jes proves she wants me! DR. NORTH (stamping foot in protest) No! Here, Marlena, look at my baubles ... JENNIFER Oh my gosh, can you say that on daytime? JACK Maybe the censors will die of shock. DR. NORTH My trinket is shiny and I can swing it, too. JOHN You are one sick puppy, pal. MARLENA Don, you devilishly handsome rogue, take me home at once! JOHN That's John. MARLENA Call yourself whatever you want, dahling! You'll still do! Monday October 31 Quote of the DAY SUPERJACK Up up and away! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DR. DEMENTO NORTH Must find trin-ket and play bor-ing mu-sic. Hogwarts failed me but I will show them all with my hard work - where- is trin-ket from bubble gum ma-chine ... JOHN I only have eyes fer you. MARLENA I am smiling not only because I love you but because I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror with Belle and by golly I look younger than her now, too. FORREST GUMP NORTH We are in love. MARLENA That's nice. Is he Philip? JOHN Nope, that's just yer soon to be ex-shrink. FORREST GUMP NORTH That's where you're wrong. I have bubblegum and a trinket and cool black turtlenecks, which prove that Marlena belongs with me! JACK No wonder I feel like killing myself. Friday October 28 Quote of the DAY VIC Welcome back to Titan ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK I'm dying. JENNIFER Let's have pizza! FRANKIE You can't do that. DR. DEMENTO NORTH Especially not after I take out a restraining order against the pizza and the deliveryman and his truck! MARLENA Ding dong Avon calling. Thursday October 27 Quote of the DAY HOPE She's a Paris Hilton in the making ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PARIS HILTON I heard that! JOHN Open up, North, you Forest Gump of daytime! DR. DEMENTO NORTH Who are you? FRANKIE Frankie Brady - Baywatch. DR. DEMENTO NORTH Oh. I al-most hyno-tized Pamela An-der-son ... MARLENA Gosh. Do I have to beceome a lifeguard too? Wednesday October 26 Quote of the DAY SHAWN You are amazing ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MIMI Really? SHAWN Really! I mean, you're fun, cute, smart, and you never change like Belle, who has been three different people! You cannot imagine the stress of having to be in love with three different people! I mean, no wonder I don't feel like finishing college. It didn't prepare me at all for being in love with three different people and then having to rescue Philip from that old Abbott and Costello movie set while wearing a pot on my head! I mean, if I could get a degree in How to Deal With Wacked Out Soap Writers, I'd have a freakin PhD by now! COOL PAPA BO Tell me about it. Tuesday October 25 Quote of the DAY LUCAS Your business is doomed ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR AUSTIN I'm counting on it. I don't plan on sticking around this show much longer. SAMI I am so like smart (gasp) I can be a ...uh.... marketing ... (gasp) manager ... an I can repeat what Nicole did ...uh! NICOLE Don't make me sad and wimpy or my hair will droop even more! AUSTIN I have yer first assignment, girls. Shine my shoes. JACK Kill me please - before this writing does! Monday October 24 Quote of the DAY THUMP Happy 40th anniversary and keep up the great work! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MICKEY Er ... I have only been on the show for a year or so. I'm the new Mickey. The old one quit in protest of the Bonnie scenes. THUMP Oh. Are you 40? NICOLE Nope but I sure am desperate enough to beg you for ... THUMP I don't get it. They sent me to this set to read the teleprompter and the teleprompter says to congratulate someone for the 40 year anniversary. Say, what's that noise I hear? FRANKIE The Rolling Stones. THUMP Is it their 40 year anniversary? KEITH RICHARDS 50, mate. Pass the Jack Daniels! AUSTIN I am a successful businessman too. That's why I'm going to be working out of Sami's bathtub ... NICOLE And I'm going to be the V.P. of fabric softener! Friday October 21 Quote of the DAY HOPE I'm so lucky ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR HOPE I don't have to be in a scene with that high handed egomaniac jerk that contributes zero to the world ... that man who comes and goes and does as he pleases and throws his big bucks and big mouth around and degrades women and nice people everywhere .. BO Stefano DiMera? HOPE No, far worse ... BO AND HOPE THUMP!!!!! THUMP I heard that! My coat is best, my building is bigger than yours, my wives don't talk unless I let them, so there. Coming soon to a television near you. Nothing I hate more than a loser and a shameless plug so watch my show everybody okay ... How did I do? Is the Emmy in the mail? Thursday October 20 Quote of the DAY DR. DEMENTO (North) Listen to the music ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Oh no, that's Harry Potter music! DR. DEMENTO I am the head instructor from Hogwart's. I can show you my magic photos of us together. We were lovers. MARLENA But that was before I had this great contract. DR. DEMENTO Meaning? MARLENA I have moved on and John well golly he looks so buff and ... DR. DEMENTO You said I was the only man you would ever love. MARLENA Blah blah blah! PEEPING TOM JOHN You tell him doc! I'm comin te kidnap ye so we can go ta Woodstock together! I ain't never been this pumped, except for that time I stole that girlieman Swiss clock! Ding dong! Wednesday October 19 Quote of the DAY LUCAS I am psyched! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LUCAS Psyched that I am now a free man with a great career and good hair days and ... SAMI My mawm my dad my mawm! LUCAS And I am rid of that psycho chatty cathy once and for all! SOPHIE I almost married a dud, too. LUCAS We have a lot in common. SOPHIE Can I crash here for the night? LUCAS Sure, but only if you promise to stand provocatively in the background while I answer the door without a shirt so Sami can get the wrong idea ... SOPHIE No prob! Least it gets me airtime huh! DR. DEMENTO Twinkle twinkle little star This trinket will take me far Got-to-brain-wash-dum-dum-doc Now she'll cook but just won't talk ... JOHN That guy is dangerous! ROMAN Cuz he's brainwashin doc? JOHN Even worse - he's dangling fake jewelry right before her virgin eyes, the cad! I always spring for the real stuff! ROMAN Me too. I used te give Kade lots a cubic zirconia. Only de best fer my gal! Tuesday October 18 Quote of the DAY DR. DEMENTO Alex is the only man you trust ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Yes, of course - only Alex ... Trebek ... must go on Jeopardy ... PHIL Rockaby nonexistent baby on the tree top ... JOHN Where the hell is doc! DR. DEMENTO Where she belongs - on the semi-finals of Jeopardy. INFLATABLE CLOWN SAMI Mawm! mawm! mawm! Dad! ROMAN I cen do nothin on account of they didnt accept me on Jeopardy. I failed de spellin test part. Monday October 17 Quote of the DAY MARLENA I'm feeling tired ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Tired of this nothingness. PEEPING TOM JOHN Holy cow! North just took off his jacket - and it's a cheap knock off! Lemme zoom in again ... ROMAN Locust ... LUCAS That's Lucas. ROMAN Dat's what I sed. Locust, sorry my kid sucks. SOPHIE Want to go on a date? LUCAS No, not ever. SOPHIE Thanks for the encouragement. You give me so much to smile about! KATE See anything else on doc's balcony? PEEPING TOM JOHN Pigeons - but they could be ISA. Coo coo! Friday October 14, 2005 Quote of the DAY JOHN You're comin with me .. LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN You and me, we're like Danny and Sandy in "Grease," Captain an Tenille, Luci and Desi, Ron and Nancy, Napoleon and Josephine, Sonny and Cher! MARLENA Well golly, if you put it that way ... DR. DEMENTO Have-an-th-er-drugg-ed-drink-Mar-le-na. MARLENA Huh? Have you considered speech therapy? Thursday October 13 Quote of the DAY ABE You just have to hang in there ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ABE Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, the entire town of Salem has been pervaded by a Keystone Cop mentality. However, fear not, for once the writers realize some mopping up needs to be done of the residue left by this stupidity, they will see the light, and then Abe Carver, the only man for the job, will be able to see what's going on once and for all! JOHN Amen! In the meantime, buddy, have a look thru these binoculars and lemme know if doc is still dancing in slow motion with Dr. Demento ... BELLE Boohoo! Bad mother! Boohoo! Must climb on rooftop ... Ohhh! The Rolling Stones! Must see Mick Jagger! Need autograph! Oh my gosh! Mick Jagger looks just like Shawn and Jerry Hall is like Mimi ... PHIL Get that crazy broad away from my kid already! LUCAS I just got offered a job! Running Titan, no less! SOPHIE Way to go but you're only the consolation prize, just thought I'd let you know so now the viewers will really like my character. Wednesday October 12 Quote of the DAY JENNIFER You can't do that! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER I will not lose Jack because he is by far daytime's best leading man! JIMMY RILEY Yes but the storyline ... JENNIFER Storyline shmoryline! JIMMY RILEY It's only ... JENNIFER Be quiet! I am trying to do an intense scene, directing my anger toward those who would make it come to this! Just cos I'm a cute little blonde, doesn't mean I'm wimpy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (screams) You guys are such jerks! KENNY C. Oh oh. I hope she doesn't throw the bench at me again ... JOSH You look like you deserve to be kissed ... KENNY C. No! Not Jennifer, Abby! JACK One of these days I'm gonna have to have a loooong talk with that boy. Tuesday October 11 Quote of the DAY JOHN I don't believe it! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JOHN There's a naked woman dancing with one of the old TV Avengers on a balcony and she looks just like doc! KATE That is Marlena. JOHN Damn! I never knew she could lambada like that - and that's a fact! DR. NORTH Let-us-do-the-two-step-doll ... JENIIFER Jack! You can't be dying because you're here, you're not dead! Monday October 10 Quote of the DAY JENNIFER Is there any hope? LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR LEXIE Sorry, it cannot be done. FRANKIE This ain't Baywatch, I'll tell ya. ABBY Bummer. JACK I gave up hope a long time ago. Like I said, Jennifer, they just don't know how to write us an interesting story on this show. LEXIE Sorry, it cannot be done. FRANKIE This ain't Baywatch, I'll tell ya. JENNIFER These writers need help. Jack, get out your fancy notebook computer - we're going to write our own storyline! JACK By jingo, the fair lass is onto something! And I'm wirless, too! Friday October 7 Quote of the DAY JACK God bless the internet ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JACK Especially for the DaysCafe, where the best looking viewers congregate and even Kenny Corday pulls up a chair now and then! MICKEY This is high treason! Why don't they let us have a high speed wireless connection in our dressing rooms too! ROMAN DiMera stole dem all. AUSTIN Sami is a hero. I am recommending her for a medal of honor because she lied that Lucas hit Will years ago and then she almost got him killed. KATE This lame attempt to rationalize this never ending storyline is going nowhere with me! JENNIFER I am throwing a party for Jack. FRANKIE That's a great way to make him change his mind about dying ... JOHN Happy Birthday, blondie. MARLENA I want a divorce. DR. NORTH It is the ve-ry-best-thing-for-my-pa-tient. JOHN Grease is the word is the word that you heard, pal - and that's a fact! |
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