| Patchmaaan! (sung to Beatles, Taxman) Let me tell you how it will be There's sweetness waitin’ near our tree 'Cause I'm the Patchman, yeah, I'm the Patchman Should ratings now appear too small Don’t worry,man, I’ll get ’em all 'Cause I'm the Patchman, yeah I'm the Patchman I’m ultra cool, I'm here, I’m back Yo, look I brought the best of Jack They say I am my own in crowd I talk like Eastwood, not too loud Patchmaaaaaan! 'Cause I'm the Patchman, yeah, I'm the Patchman Don't ask me where I get my duds Me and my Jackson are such buds 'Cause I'm the Patchman, yeah, I'm the Patchman My advice for those who think like this Patchmaaaaaan “When are Patch and sweetness gonna kiss” Patchmaaaaaan Well, I'm the Patchman, yeah, I'm the Patchman And you’ve been waitin’ years and years for me! Patchmaaaaaan! |
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