| CELEBRITY NEWS AND GOSSIP DAILY! Updated October 8, 2009 - Link Only After a 2 year hiatus from the CELEBRITY page, DaysCafe is pleased to report we're baaack! Now to the Celebrity Dish ... When Cupid Goes Wrong ... Top 10 Ways to Piss Off Your Ex! 1. Accuse her of mind control (Charlie Sheen). 2. Clear out her bank account (Jon Gosselin). 3. Tell a mag interviewer she's "retarded." (Guy Ritchie) 4. Sell the house next door you used to let her live in with the kids (Hugh Heffner). 5. Officially dump her on her birthday (Tony Romo). 6. Officially date your old mistress (Prince Charles). 7. Imply her faith could have been to blame (Ted Turner). 8. Cackle to the press that she would even win against a water buffalo (George Hamilton). 9. Write a wish list of girls to meet (Prince Andrew?) 10. Announce the swine flu was named after her (Tom Arnold). CHECK OUT LATEST CELEB COUPLES WHO NEED A RETREAT (BELOW)! |
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